wildblue 7 #1 August 23, 2005 I have it, from a very reliable source, that soap operas actually came to be because women had more time on their hands with the invention of household appliances. Also, bon-bons were invented by men to make women's boobs bigger. I would have never guessed.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 August 23, 2005 Bon-bons for boobies?! Gee, I must have eaten alot of them in my sleep when I was younger!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #3 August 23, 2005 Did they tell you why braces were invented?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 August 23, 2005 Do you mean that with all the plastic surgery women get... all they ever had to do was eat bon bons? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #5 August 23, 2005 QuoteDid they tell you why braces were invented? Braces are painful, irritating devices... so they were probably invented by a woman (although, it would have had to have been an extraordinary woman, because women aren't generally smart enough to invent things) ... my guess is she invented them as an excuse not to perform oral sex.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 August 23, 2005 QuoteI have it, from a very reliable source, that soap operas actually came to be because women had more time on their hands with the invention of household appliances. Also, bon-bons were invented by men to make women's boobs bigger. I would have never guessed. It is amazing how wonderful that men have been throughout history. Who invented the washing machine ? men. The oven ? The hair dryer ? The list is endless. Catering to their every whim. Making their lives happier by the moment. It seems that a little ... gratitude would be in order ? Even something simple, just a small token of their appreciation. A sammich maybe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dzdiva 7 #7 August 23, 2005 QuoteIt seems that a little ... gratitude would be in order ? *Golf clap* Gee, thanks! Is that little enough?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #8 August 23, 2005 Quotemy guess is she invented them as an excuse not to perform oral sex. Braces are good for oral sex... if you're into the pain thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #9 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt seems that a little ... gratitude would be in order ? *Golf clap* Gee, thanks! Is that little enough?! You should be a role model. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #10 August 23, 2005 You, sir, are wise beyond your years. I applaud you for your forward thinking and your assertion that woman should be grateful to men. All women should now go make their man a dinner of his choice, then perform oral sex. If you don't have one, I'm sure you can find volunteers here. Remember to thank him when you're done.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
dzdiva 7 #7 August 23, 2005 QuoteIt seems that a little ... gratitude would be in order ? *Golf clap* Gee, thanks! Is that little enough?!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 August 23, 2005 Quotemy guess is she invented them as an excuse not to perform oral sex. Braces are good for oral sex... if you're into the pain thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 August 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt seems that a little ... gratitude would be in order ? *Golf clap* Gee, thanks! Is that little enough?! You should be a role model. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #10 August 23, 2005 You, sir, are wise beyond your years. I applaud you for your forward thinking and your assertion that woman should be grateful to men. All women should now go make their man a dinner of his choice, then perform oral sex. If you don't have one, I'm sure you can find volunteers here. Remember to thank him when you're done.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
