motoboy 0 #26 August 23, 2005 If I could be a superhero I'd be Immigration dude I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes For eating up all of our food And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food (Stephen Lynch) Now thats some funny stuff._________________________________________ There's no "I" in team. Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 August 23, 2005 QuoteI chose GFD clones primarily because she is inherently evil and I think would really enjoy being a ninja. Of course, herself being evil, I could see her wanting to supplant me as Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Hence, the real GFD would be imprisoned in shackles (which she might actually like) and her clones would be genetically altered with an absolute obedience modification so that they wouldn't turn on me. Thank you Zennie! It's not often that my inherent evilness is even noticed so it's really nice to hear that you haven't forgotten about it. A girl needs to know when people notice her evilness. I take pride in my ability to be evil without actually having to "be" evil. In fact, just the other day I was in the egg section at the supermarket and I put one of the eggs from a later date into a box with eggs from an earlier date! Imagine you're cracking eggs for your favorite omelet and you come across one that has a date that's a full week later stamped on it than the rest of them! That'll fuck you up for days! "Where did it come from? Why was it put in the box with these other eggs? Who's fucking with me? Should I just crack it and see if it's ok? Maybe it's a bomb! A stinky white egg bomg! OH GOD I'M CRACKING UP!" So back to the minion army thingy. Shackles would be fun but I have really small hands and I can usually escape from any kind of shackle. I remember being in the back of a police car once and just slipping the handcuffs off me for the ride to the station. They were really tight and uncomfortable! I put them back on when we got there so as not to alert them to my evil ways but the enjoyment of just having them off while I gave them the finger from the back seat was enough to give me a great big smile for the rest of the night. I think that smile is what put them over the edge on that one... maybe not such a good idea. So anyhoo...an army. Yeah. I am not really sure that the world is ready for an army of me right now. It would be kind of confusing because one minute the army would be marching on and kicking ass and the next minute they'd be raiding a winery and guzzling Opus One while doing Cunning Linguist demonstrations in the back. Then everyone would jump on a golf cart and drive by the cops and flash them real quick before looking for the nearest liquor store to knock up for some Jägermeister. It's just that weird thing I have that makes me want to do everything people tell me not to do. Sort of like that button on the ship from the Hitchikers Guide that says "do not press this button" and when you press it it lights up to say "do not press this button". Oops, I think I'm drunk. gnight! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #28 August 23, 2005 Quote I LOVE MINIONS!!! Me to - they go great with liver! Oh, wait... you said "minions"..... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #29 August 23, 2005 QuoteShackles would be fun but I have really small hands and I can usually escape from any kind of shackle. Damn Shannon you're gonna make me blow my World Domination Budget here. *sigh* OK, I think where other evil villains have gone wrong is that they imprison people in such a manner that the person WANTS to escape. So I'm gonna have to fashion this so she'll never want to leave. Let's see... OK. You'll be placed into a custom-built GFD Den O' Sin on my volcanic Isle O' Evil which looks a lot like Taj'Mahal. I'll have to keep you drugged 24/7... your choice on the drugs. Guards will be a combination of genetically... um... ENHANCED... men and robot-guard-bartender-sex-toy doohickeys. If you attempt to make an escape, you will not be harmed, but my guards will subdue you in... um... other ways.... As a last measure of defense I'll have to erect an impenetrable plasmo-magneto force barrier around your Den that even *I* cannot enter just so you don't get any funny ideas. Supplies will be teleported in through an untamperable one-way portal. The things I do to keep people happy. Sheesh! Looks like I'm gonna have to go knock off Ft. Knox to pay for all this crap. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #30 August 23, 2005 Quotewhat dropzone.com posters would you have as your henchmen? ... and henchmen is a non gender specific term here..... so the ladies can be included!!!! Freeflir29 and Puppy with SkinnyShrek for backup "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #31 August 24, 2005 QuoteAs a last measure of defense I'll have to erect an impenetrable ....... hehehehe, you said erect ..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
