if you were an evil super villian....

[wingnut 0]

what dropzone.com posters would you have as your henchmen? ... and henchmen is a non gender specific term here..... so the ladies can be included!!!!

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"i have no reader's digest version"

[Amazon 7]

Anyone who parties.. but does not tell duck jokes

[swedishcelt 0]

I am an evil super villian. I have super powers.

[Bolas 5]

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I am an evil super villian. I have super powers.

Ms. Glass?

Joke hint

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[happythoughts 0]

Sunny and GFD.

If I were Pres of the US, I would have them as my VP and Sec St. It would be the ultimate life insurance. No one would dare assassinate me for fear of who would be the new Pres.

[swedishcelt 0]

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I am an evil super villian. I have super powers.

Ms. Glass?

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No. I am a heat sucking booty monster. You want to be one of my henchmen? Just don't wear the thong. The pepper you can keep though. It can be part of your costume.

[Bolas 5]

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You want to be one of my henchmen? Just don't wear the thong. The pepper you can keep though. It can be part of your costume.

So I'd be naked, with the head pepper shaved in my head and 2 peppers strategically placed. I'll do it if you promise to take over the world and use your heat sucking powers to cool this summer off some.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[swedishcelt 0]

WOH! No naked Bolas!!!

[Nightingale 0]

I'd pick Amy, Billvon, and Clownburner. Can't go wrong with a doctor, a gadget-genius, and a computer genius.

[Amazon 7]

Good with ropes and stuff too

[sunshine 2]

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Sunny and GFD.

Yeah, if anyone dares mess with me, i'll kick their ass damnit!!

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[TypicalFish 0]

Frenchy...

And TequilaGirl for the running commentary...

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[TheAnvil 0]

Skydivexxl, Pop, Sebazz1, Towerrat, Frenchy, & Jraf

The capacity for mischief, practical joking, conniving, and utter drunken stupidity of such a group would be staggering.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Ashtanga 0]

I choose Sebazz1 and Lummy.

[skybytch 273]

What do you mean - "if" I were an evil super villian??

[dixieskydiver 0]

I would be the Insane Thread Killer and all of my accomplices would be people with less than 50 posts and less than 3 jumps.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[Ashtanga 0]

No wait....

I choose ChromeBoy and NWS01.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

That's easy, I'd shop the BASE forum. They're evil and into evading the cops already.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ChrisL 2]

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what dropzone.com posters would you have as your henchmen? ... and henchmen is a non gender specific term here..... so the ladies can be included!!!!

Henchmen have to be men, otyherwise they would have to be called "henchpersons"
If you want either gender you should go with minions. They can be either male or female

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My mighty steed

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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what dropzone.com posters would you have as your henchmen? ... and henchmen is a non gender specific term here..... so the ladies can be included!!!!

Henchmen have to be men, otyherwise they would have to be called "henchpersons"
If you want either gender you should go with minions. They can be either male or female

I LOVE MINIONS!!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[billvon 3,120]

>what dropzone.com posters would you have as your henchmen?

Depends on what sort of supervillian you are. If you're the Riddler, the Penguin, Catwoman etc then I wouldn't feel too bad about getting DZ.commers as henchmen; those henchmen just get the crap beat out of them, and are then left in a big pile for police. If you're Dr. No or Goldfinger, then I would feel bad, because their henchmen always die in some horrible manner, like being incinerated or being shot then tumbling great distances into vats of acid.

For the sake of your henchmen best if you emulate some third-rate unremarkable supervillain, whose henchmen desert him immediately at the first sign of trouble. Perhaps Agent Smith or Cruella DeVille from that dalmation movie.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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I am an evil super villian. I have super powers.

Ms. Glass?

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That's so funny because, actually, I am Miss Glass. My BF is my nemisis. No matter how well I take care of myself, nor how poorly he takes care of himself; I am the one, who is always sick. Damn him!

Ok, I would like as my hottie minions...
1. Ms. Amazon - She could break anyone that f*cks with us. Period.
2. Giaaaaaaaaa!!! - She's always got my back, has a hot temper and curses like a sailor! Plus, she needs an outlet to relieve her work-stress.
3. Skyyhi - I can tell that she would kick butt big-time for her friends
4. Skymama - She's sassy and a single mom. Enough said!
5. Swedishcelt - She seems to have a side to her...

[Zennie 0]

Any army of GFD ninja clones...

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[Zennie 0]

You people all disappoint me.

First off, each and every one of you spelled "villain" wrong. How on earth do you expect to dominate the world if you can't even spell correctly? I mean, come on, who's going to take your pirate televised world takeover announcements seriously when it's chock-full of misspellings?

Second. Such a woeful lack of creativity being displayed by everyone. The future looks bleak for the current crop of aspiring villains.

You must, I repeat... MUST... have AT A MINIMUM, an army of some sort. It can be robots, clones, genetically engineered laser-shooting-cyber-spiders... whatever, but you MUST have an army to carry out your plan of world domination.

I chose GFD clones primarily because she is inherently evil and I think would really enjoy being a ninja. Of course, herself being evil, I could see her wanting to supplant me as Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Hence, the real GFD would be imprisoned in shackles (which she might actually like) and her clones would be genetically altered with an absolute obedience modification so that they wouldn't turn on me.

If you want to brush up on your villainy skills, I highly recommend this book.

Cut your own swath of destruction with evil glee but just remember, you will all ultimately bow to me.

Peace out...

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[Amazon 7]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA