lisamariewillbe 1 #1 August 24, 2005 Your future mother in law walks in and displayed EVERYwhere she looks are sex toys.... Cant look her in the face now sighhhhh ..... can I blame it on him somehow? Jamie this is all your fault lol HELPPPPPSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 August 24, 2005 Ask her if she wants to play with them. Then video it and post it on DZ.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #3 August 24, 2005 Quotefuture mother in law I'm sorry, I couldn't get past this part... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 August 24, 2005 QuoteQuotefuture mother in law I'm sorry, I couldn't get past this part... Yeah, I kinda stopped reading there too... Holy crap! Pretend it never happened. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #5 August 24, 2005 There is absolutely nothing you can do at this point! She is probably as embarrassed as you are and I doubt she'll ever mention it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 August 24, 2005 Tell her that her son is such a gentleman that he insists on waiting for marriage. ... or just look at her and say "What..?? Someones gotta do it right! ya know what I'm sayin sista!! " jk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 24, 2005 QuoteYeah, I kinda stopped reading there too... Whoa whoa whoa..................Calm down.........merely a slip of a word. Not any plans for anything like that any time soon. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #8 August 24, 2005 You are on a roll today girl. You are cracking me up!! Okay, now back to this future mother in law thing... inquiring minds want to know what the HELL that is all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 August 24, 2005 Since she is kind of freaked right now..go ahead and push her over the edge and tell her that they are Clay's toy's not yours. Just say "It's a Middle Eastern Thang, you wouldn't undertsand!""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #10 August 24, 2005 Or you can say, "Oh yeah! Well your son has sex with SHEEP!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 August 24, 2005 QuoteOr you can say, "Oh yeah! Well your son has sex with SHEEP!" Thank god she loved me before I took your advice.... hmmm wonder if I should really do this, I am sure she has already seen his blow up sheep, and she did raise him on a farm...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
