AMax 0 #1 August 24, 2005 People, help! I have a female friend who is currently very sad because of some personal bs. Could you all recommend a link to some funny staff that would make her laugh? Lets make it a contest Thanks in advance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 August 24, 2005 www.big-boys.comSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #3 August 24, 2005 www.ebaumsworld.com"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #4 August 24, 2005 Lol ... I am sure it will work for guys but for young intelligent girl ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 August 24, 2005 im young and intelligant, theres some fucking funny shit on thereSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #6 August 24, 2005 Quoteim young and intelligant, theres some fucking funny shit on there I'll take your word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 24, 2005 now im sadSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #8 August 24, 2005 Please don't do this to me - I cannot deal with two sad chicks at the same time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 August 24, 2005 wahhhhhhhhhhh Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #10 August 24, 2005 Quotewahhhhhhhhhhh much better ... I was about to start crying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #11 August 24, 2005 http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #12 August 24, 2005 Quotehttp://www.mulletsgalore.com/ dude ... one of us definitely has a wrong idea about the needs of sad young intelligent chicks ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 August 24, 2005 okay some jokes you can tell your friend if it is male related How can you tell if a man is lying? ....... his lips are moving... what do men and parking lots have in common? ..... all the good ones are taken and the rest are either to small or handicapped If a man speaks in the woods, and there isnt a woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? ....... Wave....... Why was he there in the first place?......... he was raking the leaves What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part Whats the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his rip cage What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the nooseSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #14 August 24, 2005 That site always reminds me that things could be worse.... at least I'm not one of "them"....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 August 24, 2005 or these A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 roll of toiletpaper 1 frozen dinner 1 can of pop 1 box of cereal The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?" The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly." There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes. The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those." With that he grabbed one and jumped out. The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute." And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack." Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating. "Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked. "Nope." "Is it pork?" the son Willie asked. "Nope." "Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed. "I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me." "Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!" Top ten things NOT to say to a man 1 This explains your car. 2 I never saw one like that before. 3 But it still works, right? 4 Are you cold? 5 I guess this makes me the early bird. 6 Ahhhh, it's cute. 7 Can I be honest with you? 8 Maybe it looks better in natural light. 9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #16 August 24, 2005 Quoteokay some jokes you can tell your friend if it is male related How can you tell if a man is lying? ....... his lips are moving... what do men and parking lots have in common? ..... all the good ones are taken and the rest are either to small or handicapped If a man speaks in the woods, and there isnt a woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? ....... Wave....... Why was he there in the first place?......... he was raking the leaves What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch! How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part Whats the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his rip cage What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose hm ... I am going to need to convince her that all the jokes above do not apply to me. how do I do that???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 August 24, 2005 QuoteI am going to need to convince her that all the jokes above do not apply to me. how do I do that???? Tell her your not a man Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 August 24, 2005 Quote now im sad The appropriate response is (see attached). Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #19 August 24, 2005 I have done that a few times to get rid of the girl but this case is different Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #20 August 24, 2005 Common people ... this is really serious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 August 24, 2005 are you trying to mack???? whooooo well shouldnt that cheer her up?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 August 24, 2005 fine do the boring things like send her a e-card, or flowers or a picture of you beggingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 August 24, 2005 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1660957 This one made me giggle."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #24 August 24, 2005 Quotefine do the boring things like send her a e-card, or flowers or a picture of you begging LOL I wouldn't be asking for advice here if i didn't know that e-card's and flowers are boring ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 August 24, 2005 you didnt say HELP you get some you said help CHEER her up... jeesh fine heres how to get a woman.... Be yourself Dont lie Listen when she speaks, I mean REALLY listen which means take your eyes off her titties Tell her how you feelSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
