grue 1
In looking at my measurements for my harness, I have come to the conclusion I am a freak.
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the ankle is doing better...a little swollen since i wore a killer pair of heels to work yesterdayi think i am going to try and get back in the air either this weekend or next
Listen, girly girl, we've gotta get you back in the air, so no more heels until it heals, no pun intended
ok...ok...you are absolutely right!!! no more heels
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Yes, listen to the man, we need you back in the air.. this flying around with a bunch boys all the time is 1) stinky 2) sucky 
Miami 0
QuoteI'm all friggin' torso! Where are my legs??
I musta got em...76" tall, 37" inseam.
Miami
QuoteYes, listen to the man, we need you back in the air.. this flying around with a bunch boys all the time is 1) stinky 2) sucky
either this weekend or next...i will be jumping
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
QuoteQuoteYes, listen to the man, we need you back in the air.. this flying around with a bunch boys all the time is 1) stinky 2) sucky
either this weekend or next...i will be jumping
Man, I won't be there for either, unless you come to Mississippi and then we could go on a field trip to Moss Point over Labor Day weekend... hmmm, now that's an idea... the only thing is, my neice would want to go and then she would want to jump. Wonder where she gets that from...
Hey, lookie, we stole Grue's thread. I've been doing a good job of that today.
Sorry Grue.
Elisha 1
Dude, you're fat!
QuoteQuoteQuoteYes, listen to the man, we need you back in the air.. this flying around with a bunch boys all the time is 1) stinky 2) sucky
either this weekend or next...i will be jumping
Man, I won't be there for either, unless you come to Mississippi and then we could go on a field trip to Moss Point over Labor Day weekend... hmmm, now that's an idea... the only thing is, my neice would want to go and then she would want to jump. Wonder where she gets that from...
Hey, lookie, we stole Grue's thread. I've been doing a good job of that today.
Sorry Grue.
Sorry Grue
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
grue 1
QuoteDude, you're fat!
Like hell I am
cavete terrae.
QuoteWeight: 220lbs
Height: 75"
Chest: 43.5"
Waist (At navel): 38"
Hips: 43"
Thigh (To hip bone): 37.5"
Inseam: 31"
Torso (Hip to hole at throat): 22"
Back (crotch to collar): 34"
I'm all friggin' torso! Where are my legs??
To get back to your hijacked thread: Miami may have gotten your legs, but you got my torso! I'm 5'3", and I have a 31" inseam, too. I forget exactly what my Z measurement (notch at base of throat, all the way around to back of neck) was, but it was so short that Tony Suits called the person who took my measurements to say that they couldn't possibly be right. According to him, when he assured them that it was, the reply was, "She's a freak!"
A cyclist friend of mine, when measuring me for a bike, told me that I have the longest femurs he's ever seen. I decided to take it as a compliment.
May the (relative) wind take your troubles away...
grue 1
QuoteQuoteWeight: 220lbs
Height: 75"
Chest: 43.5"
Waist (At navel): 38"
Hips: 43"
Thigh (To hip bone): 37.5"
Inseam: 31"
Torso (Hip to hole at throat): 22"
Back (crotch to collar): 34"
I'm all friggin' torso! Where are my legs??
To get back to your hijacked thread: Miami may have gotten your legs, but you got my torso! I'm 5'3", and I have a 31" inseam, too. I forget exactly what my Z measurement (notch at base of throat, all the way around to back of neck) was, but it was so short that Tony Suits called the person who took my measurements to say that they couldn't possibly be right. According to him, when he assured them that it was, the reply was, "She's a freak!"
A cyclist friend of mine, when measuring me for a bike, told me that I have the longest femurs he's ever seen. I decided to take it as a compliment.
I brought a lurker out of hiding! Welcome!
In any case, sounds like you, Miami and I should get together and swap until we're all normal! Then again, lady with long legs... mmmmm
cavete terrae.
QuoteQuoteQuoteWeight: 220lbs
Height: 75"
Chest: 43.5"
Waist (At navel): 38"
Hips: 43"
Thigh (To hip bone): 37.5"
Inseam: 31"
Torso (Hip to hole at throat): 22"
Back (crotch to collar): 34"
I'm all friggin' torso! Where are my legs??
To get back to your hijacked thread: Miami may have gotten your legs, but you got my torso! I'm 5'3", and I have a 31" inseam, too. I forget exactly what my Z measurement (notch at base of throat, all the way around to back of neck) was, but it was so short that Tony Suits called the person who took my measurements to say that they couldn't possibly be right. According to him, when he assured them that it was, the reply was, "She's a freak!"
A cyclist friend of mine, when measuring me for a bike, told me that I have the longest femurs he's ever seen. I decided to take it as a compliment.
I brought a lurker out of hiding! Welcome!
In any case, sounds like you, Miami and I should get together and swap until we're all normal! Then again, lady with long legs... mmmmm
Thank you! And thanks for the inspiration to join the conversation; it just took an interesting enough subject... and the need to kill time while my laundry dries.
Yeah, I figure if I'm gonna be a freak, better to have excessively long gams than, oh, freakishly large ears.
May the (relative) wind take your troubles away...
grue 1
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Thank you! And thanks for the inspiration to join the conversation; it just took an interesting enough subject... and the need to kill time while my laundry dries.
Yeah, I figure if I'm gonna be a freak, better to have excessively long gams than, oh, freakishly large ears.
I dunno. If the ears were freakishly large enough, you could pin them to your ankles and use 'em as a wingsuit.
cavete terrae.
Squeak 17
Alas I too suffer from Ducks disease, a condition where ones arse hangs too close to the ground.
21" MLW and 29" inseam
I sold my old rig to a guy a fair bit taller than me and the rig fit him better than it did me, it was too short for me
Those ducks and their diseases have a lot to answer for
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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Thank you! And thanks for the inspiration to join the conversation; it just took an interesting enough subject... and the need to kill time while my laundry dries.
Yeah, I figure if I'm gonna be a freak, better to have excessively long gams than, oh, freakishly large ears.
I dunno. If the ears were freakishly large enough, you could pin them to your ankles and use 'em as a wingsuit.
Ooooh, entertaining image... but I'm thinkin' that if you had to cut away, it'd suck.
Now I've got a song from... was it Sesame Street? Electric Company? Zoom? One of those - anyway, it's stuck in my head: "Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot; tie 'em in a bow? Throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? (editorial note: not really sure what that means) Do your ears hang low?" It's an annoyingly catchy little ditty.
May the (relative) wind take your troubles away...
Listen, girly girl, we've gotta get you back in the air, so no more heels until it heals, no pun intended
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