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Hmmm...next time we are going to put one lady in lingerie for every load, maybe that will get some of these slack asses up in the air.
Get a pole installed in the plane, then you can put that lady in lingerie to good use!
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban
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Get a pole installed in the plane, then you can put that lady in lingerie to good use!
Yeah, don't think I haven't seriously already thought of that
All right........I finally got Lisa Marie off my computer long enough to read this post. It's 1PM Monday and I think it's going to take quite a bit longer for me to recover from the festivities. I didn't jump a lot but I did have some great ones. Got in a wonderful jump with my sweety. Floaty ass is a good description. One BEAUTIFUL pond swoop and one not so beautiful. At least I didn't have to swim out like Caleb.
As for the partying. As others have mentioned......NOTHING happened. A few SPECIAL mentions in the Thank You department. Hans......Thanks for your hospitality and reserving that room for me. Jello Jay.........You did a RIGHT fine job with "setting the conditions" for an extreme party. All I had to do was keep wandering around falling into the next great thing. All the HOT chicks that came out. Thank you.......you're all such GOOD GIRLS. To my sweety.......Baby.......you are awesome. Hope you like me because you are stuck with me for a long long time. Shrek.........as always........thanks for being around. Jean and Leslie.......you guys are awesome. Hope to see you in December on my next visit. Robbie and Mary Ann.........I hear that I WILL see you guys in December. There's a hundred other people.......Thank you to you all. I'll have some awesome memories to hold me over for the next 3 months. Till next time NOTHING happens. 
Everyone stay safe!
At least I didn't have to swim out like Caleb.
As for the partying. As others have mentioned......NOTHING happened. A few SPECIAL mentions in the Thank You department. Hans......Thanks for your hospitality and reserving that room for me. Jello Jay.........You did a RIGHT fine job with "setting the conditions" for an extreme party. All I had to do was keep wandering around falling into the next great thing.
All the HOT chicks that came out. Thank you.......you're all such GOOD GIRLS. To my sweety.......Baby.......you are awesome. Hope you like me because you are stuck with me for a long long time. Shrek.........as always........thanks for being around. Jean and Leslie.......you guys are awesome. Hope to see you in December on my next visit. Robbie and Mary Ann.........I hear that I WILL see you guys in December. There's a hundred other people.......Thank you to you all. I'll have some awesome memories to hold me over for the next 3 months. Till next time NOTHING happens. Everyone stay safe!
Ashtanga 0
You sound like you just won an Oscar.
QuoteYou sound like you just won an Oscar.
For the part I played this weekend. I will..........
Okay, ADD just kicked in and I just hit refresh on the computer... inquiring minds want to know who that is in your avatar and if that is the girl you dissed us for, shame on you for not bringing her out to the Farm.
QuoteTo my sweety.......Baby.......you are awesome. Hope you like me because you are stuck with me for a long long time.
dammit all to hell, you mean I am stuck with the most awesome, funny , sexy piece of ass for a long time? Darn the luck lol
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
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you did the MOST spetacurlar pond swoop/dive/splash
thank you
and you better be NICE to your sweety or the nanner and I will whip your asxxx with a hickory switch
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thank you
and you better be NICE to your sweety or the nanner and I will whip your asxxx with a hickory switch
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59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT
LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
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QuoteOkay, ADD just kicked in and I just hit refresh on the computer... inquiring minds want to know who that is in your avatar and if that is the girl you dissed us for, shame on you for not bringing her out to the Farm.
That would be the lovely Phoebe Cates, fresh from a dip in the pool, courtesey of Brad's horny imagination.
you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
Quoteand you better be NICE to your sweety or the nanner and I will whip your asxxx with a hickory switch
your to sweet ... but can I get whipped with a switch lol why does he get to have all the fun
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Ashtanga 0
Quoteinquiring minds want to know who that is in your avatar and if that is the girl you dissed us for
No. My avatar is a tribute to one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Phoebe Cates walks out of the pool and takes her top off in fast Times at Ridgemont High.
We had a good time this weekend. I like her a lot. That's why I didn't bring her out because you all probably would of petrified her.
Clay just reminded me of a great conversation it went like this
DZMEMORIES TO CLAY "damn your girl bought 250 dollars worth of toys and all my wife bought was some lube"
NANNER TO HER HUBBY " Yeah but tell them how big the toy box already is at home"
lol I love you two , you guys added so much to the party... Ill definitly look for you both at the next party
DZMEMORIES TO CLAY "damn your girl bought 250 dollars worth of toys and all my wife bought was some lube"
NANNER TO HER HUBBY " Yeah but tell them how big the toy box already is at home"
lol I love you two , you guys added so much to the party... Ill definitly look for you both at the next party
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
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We had a good time this weekend. I like her a lot. That's why I didn't bring her out because you all probably would of petrified her.
petrified? No.. I think you were just skeered that she would like us better than she likes you.
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QuoteNo.. I think you were just skeered that she would like us better than she likes you.
That wouldn't scare me. I like orgies.
As for my "great time" this weekend, at least the guy gave me an expensive bottle of whiskey and Hans has to let me take all the cute chicks on tandems "until further notice"
And with the TM's face covered up throughout the entire video, there's really no telling who was wearing that black and red jumpsuit
And thank God peanut never even got close to the tandem in freefall, I'm guessing that 1/2 inch rudder of his was slowing him down a lot
And with the TM's face covered up throughout the entire video, there's really no telling who was wearing that black and red jumpsuit
And thank God peanut never even got close to the tandem in freefall, I'm guessing that 1/2 inch rudder of his was slowing him down a lot
QuoteThat wouldn't scare me. I like orgies.
THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
I would like to thank everyone for coming to THE FARM this past weekend. I hope everyone had a great time and we look forward to seeing you again. A special thanks to Eric. He is a fantastic guy and a great pilot. 40 loads for the weekend! Thanks, Everybody for participating in the day and night shenanigans at THE FARM.
People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.
And one of Eric's quotes of the weekend...
We're getting ready to board the airplane, with Shimmel quizzing everyone about who's belly flying, who's freeflying, blah, blah so he can spend an extra five minutes loading the airplane ()
Meanwhile, Eric trying to wait patiently, finally just jumps in the left seat to start the Caravan and says "Let's go, I'm sit flying"!
We're getting ready to board the airplane, with Shimmel quizzing everyone about who's belly flying, who's freeflying, blah, blah so he can spend an extra five minutes loading the airplane (
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Meanwhile, Eric trying to wait patiently, finally just jumps in the left seat to start the Caravan and says "Let's go, I'm sit flying"!
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Meanwhile, Eric trying to wait patiently, finally just jumps in the left seat to start the Caravan and says "Let's go, I'm sit flying"!
I love it!!
Yes, very BIG kudos to Eric for his excellent flying!!!
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Quoteth Shimmel quizzing everyone about who's belly flying, who's freeflying, blah, blah so he can spend an extra five minutes loading the airplane
takes 30 seconds, jeese. i dont mind jumping onto a moving plane.
lol....
we could just let everyone get out whenever, would be less drama around the dz ya know.!
drama on a DZ?? noooooo
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
It will be a very short-lived victory.
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