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a Little Party at The Farm this past weekend.....

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Leslie... YOUR no tease, lol but Bob yuppers he is... the sexy bitch lol fuck him GRRR lmao... and sorry about helping to bruise your ass but damn its just so spankable... lol , was there ANYONE who didnt get whipped last night?

All night I just keep laughing from things I remember...

Come on Robbie, were waiting on the quotes you wrote down all weekend...



"Oh my God! Do I look like I'm loose!?!"
- Anonymous


(See that LisaMarie? I left it anonymous. 'Cause I'm nice guy)
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Quotes are fine, but more important are 3 Lessons Learned:
1) Jamie's nipple cream don't work. (Sorry Sweetie, still waiting....:|)

- But we now know why Scrimsher is ALWAYS smiling.

2) Never. ...............Ever. Challenge Daddy's whip skills.

- And don't pull 'em back up before I can use the soothing fuzzy bunny tail on the other end of the handle

3) The Bullet DOES NOT GO IN THE BUTT.

- For memory's sake, this will be printed on a sign and hung up over Manifest.

Special thanks to Belligerent Robby for NOT showing up.
NOTE TO SELF: It's hard get cranky when BOTH of your laps seats are occupied by girls holding vibrators.
NOTE TO WIFE: See Above
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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See that LisaMarie? I left it anonymous. 'Cause I'm nice guy



uh you seem to be making a mistake, it wasnt MY boyfriend who showed a dildo to you and said "youd be surprised but there is no way this would fit..."

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2) Never. ...............Ever. Challenge Daddy's whip skills.



yes you were uhhhh VERY good with the whip, then again your the only one i bared it for , well besides my man... and uhhh withen that hour time frame

another quote on the party bus... "uh I want to give you a lap dance, think it would be okay" "go ask her" .......... can I give him a lap dance?" ......" so we can switch?" ......... cool
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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another quote on the party bus... "uh I want to give you a lap dance, think it would be okay" "go ask her" .......... can I give him a lap dance?" ......" so we can switch?" ......... cool



[/Flipping through 300+ photos taken on the bus/]
"....uhhhhh.. nope nope nope no noooooo noooooooooo no F*CKIN way I can post that one or that one or that one or ANY of these or that / hey there's a good .....no that would ruin Cora's career / no that one would ruin my wife's career no / well hey THAT one would get get Lisa Marie and Marianne a whole NEW career / that one ....what the HELL IS THAT?! Man there's not even a website for pictures like that! Oh nevermind I'll just post the video.

.................Nope can't do that either. ...F*ck! [:/]
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Shari rocked with a nude tandem and slid the landing in, even I felt the grass burn watching that...

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Nude tandem? No, not me... Nothing happened... :)


"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Shari rocked with a nude tandem and slid the landing in, even I felt the grass burn watching that...

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Nude tandem? No, not me... Nothing happened... :)



Fast forward....Fast forward...Fast forward.....PAUSE....Frame advance....Frame advance..."There!"
Don't worry, Honey. If I just post this one frame, only your doctor would recognize it.B|
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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BOB, sat night after the toy party, on the way back to the hanger

"after tonight Im gonna have to go fuck the knot holes in trees"

yes I wrote it down but it took almost 5 mins to make out what my drunk ass wrote
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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BOB, sat night after the toy party, on the way back to the hanger

"after tonight Im gonna have to go fuck the knot holes in trees"



So THAT"S what the creaking noise was outside the window!
Dude, oil up next time so I can sleep!
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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Shari rocked with a nude tandem and slid the landing in, even I felt the grass burn watching that...

Nude tandem? No, not me... Nothing happened... :)



Fast forward....Fast forward...Fast forward.....PAUSE....Frame advance....Frame advance..."There!"
Don't worry, Honey. If I just post this one frame, only your doctor would recognize it.B|



Hey now, if there's video out that, I HAVE to see it. It must've been my twin because nothing happened at the Farm this weekend!

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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So THAT"S what the creaking noise was outside the window!
Dude, oil up next time so I can sleep!



Yeah, he did give me his complimentary pack of lubricant. Which reminds me, did any of the girls happen to use the special complimentary tube of fun and did it work???


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***"after tonight Im gonna have to go fuck the knot holes in trees"


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BWAAHAAA!! I forgot about that. Like Les said I gave her my packet of lube (I figured the 30 or so packets she already had were not enough).;)

I had my eye on a cute hardwood tree but I had to settle for some soft pine!:P

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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....no that would ruin Cora's career / no that one would ruin my wife's career no / well hey THAT one would get get Lisa Marie and Marianne a whole NEW career / that one ....



But, feel free to PM them to me. B|

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lisamariewillbe said:

Cora is fucking hot, and funny as shit...



:$ Thanks, hon! I love your comment:

"I'm so drunk and all I've been drinking is the punch." To which I replied "The punch is 99% alcohol." Your response "Wow! No wonder I'm so drunk." :D


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blueskyserenity said:

Shari and Cora you ladies ROCK!!! Thanks for traveling so far for this 'event'.



You're welcome. I had a great time and enjoyed meeting you. You were absolutely hot with your hot pants and pink hair. Meow! ;)

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PsychoBob said:

Leslie, Lisa Marie, Jean, Cora, Sherry, Jenn, Mary Anne, Mandy you ROCK!



Thank you! You were a ton of fun as well. The punch was really good. If you happen to forward a copy of the recipe to me.....:)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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***The punch was really good. If you happen to forward a copy of the recipe to me.....

2 gallons of Hawaiian Punch, 2 liters Ginger Ale, 2 Qts of Pineapple juice (I make an ice ring in a bundt pan with one quart. If you use it to keep it cool instead of ice it won't get watered down) and 2 bottles of Everclear Grain Alcohol.
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***The punch was really good. If you happen to forward a copy of the recipe to me.....

2 gallons of Hawaiian Punch, 2 liters Ginger Ale, 2 Qts of Pineapple juice (I make an ice ring in a bundt pan with one quart. If you use it to keep it cool instead of ice it won't get watered down) and 2 bottles of Everclear Grain Alcohol.



DAMN! No wonder we were all toasty before we ever got to underground!!!
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

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I was just thinking about that first load I did Sat. morning after that night of drinking(I can't remember all the different things I mixed)...but sitting on that plane, my head was killing me, the person's rig that was in front of me was right on my stomach, it was freakin hot and I felt like I was going to hurl, but I kept looking over at you and you were making me laugh and once I was back on the ground, I felt great (except for my knee)... lol


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Puppy (aka hackb) uh dear me and Jean caught you, dont make me repeat the quote WE heard from the tent... you naughty boy...***

Ha you said you "heard" something....that proves nothing.

What's funny is that by Sunday morning I think everyone in the entire DZ "heard" something cause I got alot of interesting looks and suddenly people knew who I was. Apologies go out to Peanut and Luckky. If I kept you guys up all night I apologize but It was me first boogie and I just had to do it right.....3 times :)
HackB A.K.A. "Puppy"

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***but sitting on that plane, my head was killing me, the person's rig that was in front of me was right on my stomach, it was freakin hot and I felt like I was going to hurl, but I kept looking over at you and you were making me laugh and once I was back on the ground, I felt great (except for my knee)... lol

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Glad I could help. :)I had a blast on that load and the big-way load we did. I can't believe we pulled it off. We'll have to do a shredder next weekend. You'll love it!B|

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***It was me first boogie and I just had to do it right.

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And that is exactly what you did! Nice job Puppy!:P You crack me up dude!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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Oh SH*T!!! I forgot to JUMP!!!!!!
F*CK! How come nobody reminded me to JUMP!!!???:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:

Oh well, in the year+ that it has taken me to rack up my stunning jump numbers, I've learned that what skydiving is REALLY about is living ALL kinds of NEW EXPERIENCES.


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"Whip a six-foot-one, redhead's bare ass in front of thirty people while a guy named Fritz plays live folk music in the background."
Off of his
List of Things to Do Before I Die ]
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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