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WOW thanks Jay for reminding everyone that attended that nothing happened....I was a bit nervous.... Thank GOD the videos didnt come out...some of the stuff that didnt happen is this... not that it happened though...
Friday- holy shit is all I can say and what the fuck is up with fish milkshakes .... so cruel...
sat... uh lingere jumps and photo shoots by day... fuckerware party by night... sex word association ... uh by the way Gangbang, Zebra and shit do not count.... Greatest quote during the dildo party was in reguards to a dolphin vibrator "damn does this have a hemi?" Jamie did a great job with the party, I was concerned prior that 3 hours was long for a sex toy show but hell I enjoyed every minute esp ohhh oops I forget NOTHING happened... and uh folks we were all in bed by uhhhh 9 pm.... there was nothing about extra nekkidness nor spanking or anything... *COUGH*
A few of the people I met have become great friends I will be sure to encounter again... Robbie and his hottie wife, Leslie, Jean, SHREK (dude he is one funny mother fucker... "dude your teeth came out") Blain (grrr your fault about the party bus and the trash can) Bob, dude your fucking awesome to party with, jees hIm forgetting so many people ... damn to much fun... Lots of beer was owed...
FIRST Absinthe -Fucking nasty
FIRST attempted 6 way lingere dive (stood that up and my baby was proud)
FIRST jump on a non-student canopy (Saber 2)
FIRST time flipping out of the plane and on purpose spending a whole jump un stable...
and MANY more but ummm those other FIRSTS never happened
Friday- holy shit is all I can say and what the fuck is up with fish milkshakes .... so cruel...
sat... uh lingere jumps and photo shoots by day... fuckerware party by night... sex word association ... uh by the way Gangbang, Zebra and shit do not count.... Greatest quote during the dildo party was in reguards to a dolphin vibrator "damn does this have a hemi?" Jamie did a great job with the party, I was concerned prior that 3 hours was long for a sex toy show but hell I enjoyed every minute esp ohhh oops I forget NOTHING happened... and uh folks we were all in bed by uhhhh 9 pm.... there was nothing about extra nekkidness nor spanking or anything... *COUGH*
A few of the people I met have become great friends I will be sure to encounter again... Robbie and his hottie wife, Leslie, Jean, SHREK (dude he is one funny mother fucker... "dude your teeth came out") Blain (grrr your fault about the party bus and the trash can) Bob, dude your fucking awesome to party with, jees hIm forgetting so many people ... damn to much fun... Lots of beer was owed...
FIRST Absinthe -Fucking nasty
FIRST attempted 6 way lingere dive (stood that up and my baby was proud)
FIRST jump on a non-student canopy (Saber 2)
FIRST time flipping out of the plane and on purpose spending a whole jump un stable...
and MANY more but ummm those other FIRSTS never happened
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Leslie... YOUR no tease, lol but Bob yuppers he is... the sexy bitch lol fuck him GRRR lmao... and sorry about helping to bruise your ass but damn its just so spankable... lol , was there ANYONE who didnt get whipped last night?
All night I just keep laughing from things I remember...
Come on Robbie, were waiting on the quotes you wrote down all weekend...
All night I just keep laughing from things I remember...
Come on Robbie, were waiting on the quotes you wrote down all weekend...
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
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Lisa Marie - you are so forgetting "Tantric" and "Kama Sutra" 
By the way...it doesn't take that long to buy a dildo!
By the way...it doesn't take that long to buy a dildo!
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There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
--Dave Barry
There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
--Dave Barry
QuoteBy the way...it doesn't take that long to buy a dildo
ROFLMAO uhhh yea , I think I said that huh? hmmm oh wait lol
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Yes, I have to give kudos to the both of you for some uh very creative answers... mine weren't so creative, but you know... I STILL WON!! 
You cheated... just cause my ideas were unconventional doesnt mean they werent sniffle hey I got the prize vibrator to ... gotta love winning a "life saver" lol
You rock, I think you jean and I had more fun then should be possible ... lol ... after the uh van tour... it was funny I sat down... looked at someone and was giggleing and he asked what was so funny... I said
"Im so going to hell.... but hey you all will be there with me, whose bringing the beer?"
Wow ohh and I cant remember everyones names there were alot of awesome people but I was a tad uhhh drunk...
Greg - The grass was so very nice and so was your shower...
Leslie was great in organizing shower loads
You rock, I think you jean and I had more fun then should be possible ... lol ... after the uh van tour... it was funny I sat down... looked at someone and was giggleing and he asked what was so funny... I said
"Im so going to hell.... but hey you all will be there with me, whose bringing the beer?"
Wow ohh and I cant remember everyones names there were alot of awesome people but I was a tad uhhh drunk...
Greg - The grass was so very nice and so was your shower...
Leslie was great in organizing shower loads
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
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Wow I think you all rushed home just to spill the beans on what never happened! 
Well I for one most definatley did not do anything remotley bad and no one has any film to prove otherwise!?
A big thank you goes out to all the staff at the Farm and the guys and gals who showed up and made this event a rockin' good time. If you missed the party spank yourself and make plans to show up to the next one cause this DZ just has some killer vibes and wicked great people.
Well I for one most definatley did not do anything remotley bad and no one has any film to prove otherwise!?
A big thank you goes out to all the staff at the Farm and the guys and gals who showed up and made this event a rockin' good time. If you missed the party spank yourself and make plans to show up to the next one cause this DZ just has some killer vibes and wicked great people.
HackB A.K.A. "Puppy"
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a very special thanks go to
jello j "you are the man"
hans great time and do you ever run a good boogie
jamie.what can I say ..toys
J..you are a class act all the time
all you guys that were so nice to the nanner especially her coach Blane thanks
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jello j "you are the man"
hans great time and do you ever run a good boogie
jamie.what can I say ..toys
J..you are a class act all the time
all you guys that were so nice to the nanner especially her coach Blane thanks
..
59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT
LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
www.dzmemories.com
LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
www.dzmemories.com
Bob and Nan,
A special thanks to you guys for coming out and getting such great shots at the Farm....please do not release any incriminating photos of me!
A special thanks to you guys for coming out and getting such great shots at the Farm....please do not release any incriminating photos of me!
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I kept calling and trying to get the "Girls Gone Wild" camera crew up there last minute! 
They couldn't show that stuff on TV....or maybe not even straight-to-video.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
Especially pics or video of girls running around in bath towels flashing people
OMG....
...I'm having sweet dreams these days!
...I'm having sweet dreams these days!My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
OK.. I have finally gotten a little sleep and the hazy fog is starting to lift a little from my addled mind.. I am so glad that some of the memories that are starting to slowly fade in couldnt have possibly happened.
Some more quotes:
I didnt know the punch had alcoholic in it!!
Thats going to cost you a Dollar!
Oh and the ummm. Nude welcoming Line when the Party Bus got back to the Farm was great!!
And I am soooo Glad I installed the Video surveillance system in my boogie van. At some point I will have to review the footage just to make sure that NOTHING Happened.
Some more quotes:
I didnt know the punch had alcoholic in it!!
Thats going to cost you a Dollar!
Oh and the ummm. Nude welcoming Line when the Party Bus got back to the Farm was great!!
And I am soooo Glad I installed the Video surveillance system in my boogie van. At some point I will have to review the footage just to make sure that NOTHING Happened.
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You rock, I think you jean and I had more fun then should be possible ... lol ... after the uh van tour... it was funny I sat down... looked at someone and was giggleing and he asked what was so funny... I said
Yes, the three of us need to get together REAL soon, we had WAY too much fun, I mean ummm, sitting around and eating Girl Scout cookies and talking about our pottery classes was thrilling. I'm sorry I flaked on you guys before 9, sorry I missed out on that van tour also.
LisaMarie's Famous Quote..."It doesn't take THAT long to buy a dildo"!
Awesome time guys!!! Once again, many thanks to everyone involved making this weekend incredible.
Big KUDOS to The Farm and to my sweet, sweet Greg, who furnished a wonderful bunkhouse with toilets, sinks AND showers, not to mention the pedicured lawn.
Friday night's party bus? Well I'm always an angel
Saturday's lingerie dive? I must say it was quite exhilarating to open my canopy look down and see BOOBIES
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Sat. night's party. My Robby entertained everyone wonderfully and not once was called belligerent. (Well, other than that one time at the fuckerware party when he was called out by Kitty)
Met some awesome folks and reunited w/ many, many more. Shari and Cora you ladies ROCK!!! Thanks for traveling so far for this 'event'.
Jamie and Jay, you two are an inspiration to Robby and I in soooo many ways. (The toys are only an added bonus)
Jay, I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!
And to all of my wonderful friends, until next time.
Awesome time guys!!! Once again, many thanks to everyone involved making this weekend incredible.
Big KUDOS to The Farm and to my sweet, sweet Greg, who furnished a wonderful bunkhouse with toilets, sinks AND showers, not to mention the pedicured lawn.
Friday night's party bus? Well I'm always an angel
Saturday's lingerie dive? I must say it was quite exhilarating to open my canopy look down and see BOOBIES
.
Sat. night's party. My Robby entertained everyone wonderfully and not once was called belligerent. (Well, other than that one time at the fuckerware party when he was called out by Kitty
)
Met some awesome folks and reunited w/ many, many more. Shari and Cora you ladies ROCK!!! Thanks for traveling so far for this 'event'.
Jamie and Jay, you two are an inspiration to Robby and I in soooo many ways. (The toys are only an added bonus
)
Jay, I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!
And to all of my wonderful friends, until next time.
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!
QuoteOh and the ummm. Nude welcoming Line when the Party Bus got back to the Farm was great!!
The nude welcoming line was the BEST! I loved our little nudist colony. I tried really hard to make it over there and hang with you guys nekkid, but you do have to give me some credit in that everytime you saw me on Sat. I was wearing less and less clothes.
***I was wearing less and less clothes.
QuoteJust when I thought I had finally recovered, you brain fuck me! No fair!
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"
ROFLMAO... I thought NOTHING happened....
Puppy (aka hackb) uh dear me and Jean caught you, dont make me repeat the quote WE heard from the tent... you naughty boy...
Okay so it doesnt take 3 hours to buy a dildo, but it does take 3 hours to try to get 25 skydivers to pay attention and stop saying things like "hahaha she said dick" and I think me and Robby are the only ones whose nipples didnt do anything with that stuff we all used... how fair is that?
Leslie... yea Im thinking Halloween boogie... this time we will make sure we video you from the front and not just the back, so we can prove it was you who was bad...
JAY uhhhh van? video cameras? uhhhhh hmmmm ... great quote from that " BAAAABBBBBY ... its not hard yet"ROFL
Sheri rocked with a nude tandem and slid the landing in, even I felt the grass burn watching that...
Cora is fucking hot, and funny as shit...
Blueskyserenity UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE thats all I can say...
Puppy (aka hackb) uh dear me and Jean caught you, dont make me repeat the quote WE heard from the tent... you naughty boy...
Okay so it doesnt take 3 hours to buy a dildo, but it does take 3 hours to try to get 25 skydivers to pay attention and stop saying things like "hahaha she said dick" and I think me and Robby are the only ones whose nipples didnt do anything with that stuff we all used... how fair is that?
Leslie... yea Im thinking Halloween boogie... this time we will make sure we video you from the front and not just the back, so we can prove it was you who was bad...
JAY uhhhh van? video cameras? uhhhhh hmmmm ... great quote from that " BAAAABBBBBY ... its not hard yet"ROFL
Sheri rocked with a nude tandem and slid the landing in, even I felt the grass burn watching that...
Cora is fucking hot, and funny as shit...
Blueskyserenity UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE thats all I can say...
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this
A big thanks to Greg for allowing us girls to invade his cabin and for all his hard work (also wanted to compliment his beautiful grass), to J for organizing this event, to Hans for all of his mad skillz in manifesting and to Clay for coming back so we could have this party.
The bus trip was a lot of fun, traffic was not so much fun, which impeded on our strip club time (I had the ones all ready and everything), but also when you mix 17 skydivers, alcohol, music and a stripper pole we improvised really well and didn't miss the strip club so much
Toy party was a lot of fun, thank you Jamie for coming out and doing that for us!
So um yeah, for those of you that played a role in giving me some of the most memorable spankings (thanks to the handprints left on my ass)... I know who you are and I won't forget
I had the best time I've ever had. I absolutely love my life (at least on the weekends)
I'm exhausted, will post pics tomorrow (I know I'm such a tease)
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