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Of course that's totally different than skydiving and the only reason I'm writing at all is because I've had half a bottle of wine and I'm feeling a little randay!



Who's Randy and does your fiance know about him? Damn, he must be really cool if he can keep you amused AND he lets you fool around with other guys!



My fiancé knows all about me and my randy-ness. Why do you think he proposed? ;)

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My fiancé knows all about me and my randy-ness. Why do you think he proposed? ;)



I figured it was just the roofies you slipped in his wine. ;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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My fiancé knows all about me and my randy-ness. Why do you think he proposed? ;)



I figured it was just the roofies you slipped in his wine. ;)



I don't know what' you're talking about! :)

(Ixnay on the oofies-ray! Sheesh!)

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My fiancé knows all about me and my randy-ness. Why do you think he proposed? ;)



I figured it was just the roofies you slipped in his wine. ;)your beauty, grace, and irresistible charm.




Oh, sorry, here's the "safe for fiance" version. :S
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Decide my fate!!!





Man up and decide your own fate!


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Yeah! ...and we want a drum roll with that!!!
Outa curiosity, how long is this gonna drag-on? The hi-jackings are good stuff but, this poll bull-shit... :S


Chuck


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here's the results:

Don't post here anymore. 116 / 45%
Stay, you rock 17 / 7%
I don't give a damn. 123 / 48%



looks like i'll be here as long as it pleases me.



You'll be here as long as it pleases the administrator and moderators of this site to allow you to stay. You better hope they have a higher tolerance than at least 116 of us.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Don't bow out, yet, as we haven't determined j0nes' gender.


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Just whistle!;)


Chuck



I can't whistle very well so we need to determine the type of whistle.

Would it be the...go out and buy a whistle, whistle? Or the "HEY YOU!!!!" two fingers in the mouth whistle or ????? :D:D:D


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Any of the above. I'll get the idea. Like the lady said in 'Casablanca'; "Just put your lips together and blow."


Chuck



That wasn't Casablanca. Bacall said that to Bogey in a movie called.... something.... on the tip of my tongue... "To Have or Have Not"?... that doesn't sound right. Anyone remember that title? It was a pretty damn sexy line!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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You'll be here as long as it pleases the administrator and moderators of this site to allow you to stay.



true, however since you are not one of them i laugh in your face. your ability to state the obvious MUST be the reason you've been allowed to stay. at least i entertain and enlighten.

what do you bring to the table?

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Rebecca entertains for real . . . not like a guy with an organ grinder and a dancing, thieving monkey. ;):D



the word organ and grinder should never be put together

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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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You'll be here as long as it pleases the administrator and moderators of this site to allow you to stay.



true, however since you are not one of them i laugh in your face. your ability to state the obvious MUST be the reason you've been allowed to stay. at least i entertain and enlighten.

what do you bring to the table?


First of all I think you are male. But I find it interesting how Swedish insists that you are female.

Something tells me she doesn't really believe that, but instead is trying to offend you by that.
Now that raises another question, after all she is female herself (or atleast presents as such online). Does she think its bad to be female such that being called that is an offense? Or is it just that she is so sure that you are male because she thinks females are not capable of being as rude and troublesome as you have been on this site?

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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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Has anyone ever seen a guy with an organ grinder and monkey?



Yes! I saw one when I was in Germany last month. The organ grinder was really creepy looking.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Rebecca entertains for real . . . not like a guy with an organ grinder and a dancing, thieving monkey. ;):D



Thank you Kel, but I'm afraid you're too late. :(

I've been cut to the quick. :(


GOOD-BYE DROPZONE.COM!!! It's obvious I'm not welcome here, so I'm leaving. For good!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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How was it creepy?



He was really weird looking. He kinda looked more like a monkey than the monkey did. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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