NWFlyer 2 #1 August 26, 2005 Gia, I realize you probably make quite a bit more money than this, but this job seemed right up the pottymouthedmiget's alley (I also nominated it for best of Craigslist). http://seattle.craigslist.org/edu/93479628.html"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #2 August 26, 2005 OMG, that is soooo the perfect job for me!!!! See, and here Frenchy thought my potty mouth was good for nothing! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 August 27, 2005 QuoteSee, and here Frenchy thought my potty mouth was good for nothing! Let's not jump the gun. I know better after reviewing the pics Dave (happy B-Day Dave) PM'd me. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 August 27, 2005 That's pretty hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #5 August 27, 2005 That website is blocked...what's it say?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 August 27, 2005 QuoteThat website is blocked...what's it say? QuoteTEACH MY ROOMMATE'S BIRD TO TALK DIRTY. My roomate has a beautiful, intelligent African Grey parrot named Kiki. Help me "surprise" him when he returns from his summer of touring S.E. Asia on his parents' dime. I need an experienced potty mouth to help teach Kiki the seedier side of the English language -- you are patient, trustworthy, love animals, and have the filthiest mouth I've ever heard. Hours are flexible and training will take place in my house -- approx 20 hours per week? Please respond with detailed account of experience or qualifications and sample of potential curriculum. * Compensation: $8.00 per hour plus a bonus for every nasty expression that Kiki learns. Bonus depends on nastiness. * This is a part-time job."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 August 27, 2005 Giiiiiaaaaaaaaaa ! And i thought you were such an angel. Talk dirty to us for example.Can't imagine you being a potty mouth. I'm tellin mom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 August 27, 2005 Quote Giiiiiaaaaaaaaaa ! And i thought you were such an angel. Talk dirty to us for example. Can't imagine you being a potty mouth. I'm tellin mom. She's clearly never drunk-dialed you before. My voice mail lady is *still* blushing. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 August 27, 2005 QuoteCan't imagine you being a potty mouth. I'm tellin mom. Gia told me that her answer to that question is always the same. Gia ~ "Where do you think that I learned to talk that way!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
