wildblue 7 #1 August 30, 2005 Man what a day!!! This is great! All these good things just happened to me at once: I learned all sorts of stuff I never knew - like if I slightly overpay a speeding ticket, it'll never go on my record! Mars is going to be REALLY close to earth next August too, so now I won't miss that. Oh, and for my good deed I sent an email to this kid in England that's dying of cancer. I wonder if that counts as one of the emails that Bill Gates is going to send me for forwarding? It doesn't matter though, because it seems some guy in Africa needs my help to liberate a couple million dollars, and he's going to give me a cut for helping out! If for some reason that falls through (it looks pretty solid though), I still have the chance to save thousands by refinancing my mortgage. How could it get any better you ask? Well it does! It seems there's some 'hot lesbos' that want my 'hard cock'! Not that I'd have any problems taking care of them, but as luck would have it this guy Richard emailed me and says he can get me Cialis without a prescription and CHEAP! Might as well make it some memorable action, right?! Man... life is so much better when you just believe in the in-box. Walken for Pres 2008!!!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #2 August 30, 2005 You're going to be even luckier when people don't buy gas next week and the prices PLUMMET!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #3 August 30, 2005 i accidently clicked on my SPAM in-box too. apparently there are a lot of hot virgins that want some of this in email-form. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 August 30, 2005 Dude!!! You've got to make those cookies. They're great. I don't have to go to Neiman Marcus to get them anymore!!!Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 August 30, 2005 Sounds like everything's coming up roses for ya, bro!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #6 August 30, 2005 QuoteYou're going to be even luckier when people don't buy gas next week and the prices PLUMMET! SWEET! I heard that intelligent design is being replaced with Flying Spaghetti Monsterism in public schools. George Bush is protesting it.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #7 August 30, 2005 QuoteMan what a day!!! This is great! All these good things just happened to me at once: I learned all sorts of stuff I never knew - like if I slightly overpay a speeding ticket, it'll never go on my record! Mars is going to be REALLY close to earth next August too, so now I won't miss that. Oh, and for my good deed I sent an email to this kid in England that's dying of cancer. I wonder if that counts as one of the emails that Bill Gates is going to send me for forwarding? It doesn't matter though, because it seems some guy in Africa needs my help to liberate a couple million dollars, and he's going to give me a cut for helping out! If for some reason that falls through (it looks pretty solid though), I still have the chance to save thousands by refinancing my mortgage. How could it get any better you ask? Well it does! It seems there's some 'hot lesbos' that want my 'hard cock'! Not that I'd have any problems taking care of them, but as luck would have it this guy Richard emailed me and says he can get me Cialis without a prescription and CHEAP! Might as well make it some memorable action, right?! Man... life is so much better when you just believe in the in-box. Walken for Pres 2008!!! Are you telling me that you missed out on the chance to enlarge your penis by 3 to 4 inches???? Talk about asleep at the switch __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 August 30, 2005 QuoteAre you telling me that you missed out on the chance to enlarge your penis by 3 to 4 inches???? Talk about asleep at the switch Don't need it it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 August 30, 2005 Nothin' like that EVER happens to me! I'm very happy for you.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
