happythoughts 0 #1 August 31, 2005 On a Cialis commercial, they warn that one of the possible side effects is a little too much of a good thing. They say that if you have wood for 4 hours, you should see your doctor. No way, my doctor is a guy. Now... his 31 yo red-haired nurse... I'll bet she could help. There is a sleep aid out there (Laxitril or something) that warns that it may cause drowsiness. Doh! "Do not attempt to operate machinery." And Paxil. To cure social anxiety disorders. Two of the possibles are vomiting and diarrhea. (You meet new people and barf on them. Great first impression.) Bourbon makes me a lot more social. Enough and I could barf also, but it's cheaper. Hmmm... some Cialis, some bourbon, nurses... I need to give this more thought. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 August 31, 2005 So if you take the sleep aid and paxil, do you vomit and diarrhea in your sleep? That sounds like too much fun!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 August 31, 2005 LMAO!! You are sooooooo not right! Thank you for being you!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #4 August 31, 2005 You just need some Thioridazine ! Side Effects: Quote SIDE EFFECTS, that may go away during treatment, include drowsiness, dizziness, nasal congestion, blurred vision, dry mouth, or constipation. If they continue or are bothersome, check with your doctor. CHECK WITH YOUR DOCTOR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE if you experience changes in vision; changes in breasts; changes in menstrual period; prolonged or painful erection; sore throat; inability to move eyes; muscle spasms of face, neck, or back; difficulty swallowing; mask-like face; tremors of hands; restlessness; tension in legs; shuffling walk or stiff arms or legs; puffing of cheeks; lip smacking or puckering; twitching or twisting movements; or weakness of arms or legs. CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY if you experience irregular heartbeat, or fainting. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor, nurse, or pharmacist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 August 31, 2005 QuoteThey say that if you have wood for 4 hours, you should see your doctor. If I had wood for 4 hours, my gf wouldn't let me out of the bed, much less let me leave the house. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 August 31, 2005 QuoteSIDE EFFECTS, that occur, include drowsiness, dizziness, nasal congestion, blurred vision, dry mouth, or constipation. If they continue or are bothersome, check with your doctor. Bothersome ? Doc: "Are you bothered by any side effects?" Patient: "I have some dizziness and constipation. No bother, though. The other day, I was dizzy, some broke loose, and I fell in it. It's a great conversation starter." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 August 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteThey say that if you have wood for 4 hours, you should see your doctor. If I had wood for 4 hours, my gf wouldn't let me out of the bed, much less let me leave the house. Don She never lasts for more than 2 with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 31, 2005 Actually, there is a commercial for the birth control patch that states that it does not prevent the transmission of STD's like HIV. Well, no shit! Viagra lists some of it's side effects as "flushing" and "transient abnormal vision." Doesn't sex do that? Some anti-depressants, i.e., Elavil and Wellbutrin, can cause impotence. I dunno - do they at least make them feel better about something that would sure as hell be depressing? Another thought - drug commercials make me intensely glad I'm not a struggling actor. You probably couldn't pay me enough to an actor in a Pepto-Bismol commercial, or to tout some new anti-herpes medication. I could see my lines, "Other medications require three doses per day. Who has time for that?" You know, if I had a raging case of genital warts, I would think that I would find the time to take a dose every five freaking minutes, if necessary. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 August 31, 2005 QuoteAnother thought - drug commercials make me intensely glad I'm not a struggling actor. "Hello, I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bars." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 August 31, 2005 Quote"Hello, I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bars." "Hi, I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look, anyway." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 August 31, 2005 Good thing Mary Jane only has 2 side effects. Memory loss and shit i can't remember the other one. EVER !Hey when do we vote on that legalization thing ? It was last week ? !!! Shit !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 August 31, 2005 SIDE EFFECTS: I just thought of something. Most of the side effects that you listed could happen if you were dead. Quotedrowsiness, nasal congestion, blurred vision, dry mouth, or constipation. experience changes in vision; changes in breasts; changes in menstrual period; prolonged or painful erection; sore throat; inability to move eyes; difficulty swallowing; mask-like face; tension in legs; stiff arms or legs; puffing of cheeks; irregular heartbeat, or fainting. New Public Service announcement: "The above are symptoms of being dead. The key symptoms are drowsiness and lack of appetite. If you believe that you, or someone you know, may be dead: - do not operate heavy machinery - try to remain calm - the 4 hours of wood may be rigor mortis, go for it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 August 31, 2005 Quotei can't remember the other one. EVER ! That and that really cool spot to hide your stuff. "Yeah. Last night we were really baked and I hid my stuff in this awesome hide spot." "Where is it ?" "I don't know." You find it when you graduate from college and are packing up your stuff in front of your grandparents. "What ? That ? Ummm..." (edited to add pic) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
