Shell666 0 #1 August 31, 2005 A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me." So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale... Services will be held at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 15th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send donations to the. "Think before saying things to your wife foundation," Dallas, TX 'Shell 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
