atsaubrey 0 #1 August 31, 2005 Man all I wanna do is jump...but being the big boy on the block blows ass. Tomorrow i'll get p.o.'d and figure out which gear suits my needs."GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 August 31, 2005 eat some laxatives and blow more ass to lose weight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #3 August 31, 2005 Man all I wanna do is jump...but being the big boy on the block blows ass. __________________________________________________ don't throw in the towel,,get the gear that suits u and have fun __________________________________________________If there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 August 31, 2005 Raw fruits and veggies. Guaranteed weight loss.Lost 3 lbs since sunday and i ate a cheese cake too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atsaubrey 0 #5 August 31, 2005 Since i'm feeling a bit cocky tonight now....SkyM (I aint skeered of no greenie) blow it out your ass!"GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 August 31, 2005 Just how big are you ? Height and weight... have to put that in cause well ummm otherwise ill get bad bad answersSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #7 August 31, 2005 FUCK YOU, jump with me. Oh, and remember, when on big ways.... "the meat goes in the middle" don't worry on big ways there's a job for everyone. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atsaubrey 0 #8 August 31, 2005 i will jump with ya...i got gear but it aint got alot of life left in it. just don't be a floaty butt!"GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 August 31, 2005 I did a few jumps with a guy we called Big Pat. 6'4ish and probably 350. He had a full wing on his suit and a panel between the thighs. (Early wing suit ?) Our first jump, I followed him off of a tailgate. He was gone. I did a gainer to catch him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atsaubrey 0 #10 August 31, 2005 QuoteI did a few jumps with a guy we called Big Pat. 6'4ish and probably 350. He had a full wing on his suit and a panel between the thighs. (Early wing suit ?) Our first jump, I followed him off of a tailgate. He was gone. I did a gainer to catch him. thats all fine and dandy until you end up in the "liability" crap now a days. Lets face it, i'm ordering gear that is definately safe for my situation, and in some peoples eyes too conservative (i'd rather be safe than sorry) but when you figure in the legal sue happy shit now-a-days it totally sucks. for instance, if a harness were to fail... would i WANT to be alive after that? come on. A reserve's rating, yeah I can see the situation but alot.....never mind i'm a unhappy camper at the moment."GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #11 August 31, 2005 atsaubrey: You've inspired a lot of bigger jumpers. I for one admire that personality trait. Keep it up! Just like one of the "Golden Rules" of skydiving "Never Give Up!" But to answer your original question, yeah i've considered throwing in the towel. But i'm not going to.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #12 August 31, 2005 Quote Since i'm feeling a bit cocky tonight now Your not cocky; you are goofy! Have you ever met SM1? It is not our fault that you are carrying extra lard! Exercise and proper eating is what it takes. You need to see a nutritionist. Eating less food only makes your body store more fat. Contrary to popular belief you need to eat more and the right stuff in order to keep your metabolism in motion. Quote(I aint skeered of no greenie) I would not be scared of SM1 because he is a Greenie. He can be cool if you are cool. If you are a Dick then I would be careful. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #13 August 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteI did a few jumps with a guy we called Big Pat. 6'4ish and probably 350. He had a full wing on his suit and a panel between the thighs. (Early wing suit ?) Our first jump, I followed him off of a tailgate. He was gone. I did a gainer to catch him. thats all fine and dandy until you end up in the "liability" crap now a days. Lets face it, i'm ordering gear that is definately safe for my situation, and in some peoples eyes too conservative (i'd rather be safe than sorry) but when you figure in the legal sue happy shit now-a-days it totally sucks. for instance, if a harness were to fail... would i WANT to be alive after that? come on. A reserve's rating, yeah I can see the situation but alot.....never mind i'm a unhappy camper at the moment. Hi AT Don't sweat what the fashion queens have to say about gear. Get gear that can get you back to the packing mat in one piece. Find other big folks to jump with Have fun R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atsaubrey 0 #14 August 31, 2005 I hear about the "fasion queens". The Racer is looking better and better!! (but the "fashion/rigger" thing bothers me)"GOT LEAD?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #15 August 31, 2005 hey Kramer, I am surprised you didn't tell him to take up surfing! marc "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #16 August 31, 2005 QuoteContrary to popular belief you need to eat more and the right stuff in order to keep your metabolism in motion. Eat the right stuff - agree. Eat more - not necessarily. Not everyone has your metabolism. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #17 August 31, 2005 QuoteI am surprised you didn't tell him to take up surfing! Just like pretty soon he will have to buy a Tandem Rig just to jump. In order for him to Surf he would have to ride a tree trunk! Also Obviously Marc you did not read the surfing thread properly nor did you realize what I was doing there. The actual intelligent ones figured it out. .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #18 August 31, 2005 QuoteEat the right stuff - agree. Eat more - not necessarily. Not everyone has your metabolism. Silly Girlie! I can eat whatever I want with my metabolism. On the other hand if you eat certain foods it will keep your metabolism active hence you burn unwanted fat from the body. If you starve your body it retorts by storing more fat. I know you are smarter than that! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #19 August 31, 2005 QuoteIf you starve your body it retorts by storing more fat. The assumption being starving your body. Not everyone who is "overweight" starves themselves. In order to lose weight, a lot of the time it's as simple as: 1. eating the correct portions (portion control; reading the labels) 2. eating the right foods but not denying yourself the "bad ones" (just keep the "bad ones" in moderation - don't binge) 3. increasing activity 4. being aware of what is actually eaten/drank per day by the individual And sometimes it's just that the individual needs to "correct" 1 of the 3 things (assuming there is nothing medically wrong with them that may cause weight gain/inability to lose weight or that they are not on meds that end up with weight gain being a side effect).Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #20 August 31, 2005 stop whinning you fat bastard easy solution buy a bigger jump suit.....lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 5 #21 August 31, 2005 Get on a treadmill and do some exercise. If you are just sitting on your ass you have no right to complain. A bunch of ladies at work bitch all the time about being fat and they eat burgers and cold stone (ice-cream) all damn day. Don’t whine and do something about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #22 August 31, 2005 QuoteDon’t whine and do something about it. NICE! I LIKE IT! You are exactly right. Shut your hole and exercise. Push AWAY from the BUFFET TABLE! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 August 31, 2005 ladies and gentlemen i think capt kramer has a problem with fat bastards can we get a psychiatrist in here for an examination please Were you abused by fat kids as a youngster did they sit on you and call you names....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 August 31, 2005 100% honest deal.. I tried adiet for the first time in my life and in two weeks I lost 9 pounds. (south beach diet) thing is those first two weeks you are pretty m,uch losing water weight. after that you can continue loosing weight but not quite as fast. I am just starting my 3rd week. I did cheat some on the weekends b/c I spend the whole day at the DZ so I had to eat fast food but you can still limit the shitty types of food and that will have a HUGE difference on your weight. I also still run quite a bit but until I tried the Deit I wasnt really loosing weightr. I was just maintaining. dont be in a hurry to loose all that wieght though. it took you YEARS to put it on most people get discouraged that they dont see results in a monthMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #25 August 31, 2005 Quote ladies and gentlemen i think capt kramer has a problem with fat bastards SO! Actually I do not like to see people in an unhealthy condition. Fat or Skinny/anorexic like. Quotecan we get a psychiatrist in here for an examination please Military already did it and determined that I am antisocial and to be leary of me in large crowds! QuoteWere you abused by fat kids as a youngster did they sit on you and call you names.... Funny thing is that is who I hyng out with in school. I knew that carried the weight to protect my Skinny ASS! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
