Ashtanga 0 #1 September 1, 2005 All this talk of gas made me remember reading the following... Did you know the average number of times a day a male farts is 14 times. The average number of times a day a day a female farts is 14 times too. Men, don't let the women fool you. They fart as much as we do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #2 September 1, 2005 knowing my wife as I do, I can vouch for the truth of what you have written... and when she lets one loose MAN! Watch out! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 September 1, 2005 I'm trying to conserve my gas by farting only seven times a day. They are twice as powerful though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 September 1, 2005 I had pepperoni and sausage pizza for lunch. ooooh, its gonna be bad here later. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 September 1, 2005 Did George Bush say something about drilling your @ss? Or was that Alaska? I get confused sometimes... j/k - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 1, 2005 QuoteDid George Bush say something about drilling your @ss? Or was that Alaska? I get confused sometimes... That's only because you are a pot smoking, gender confused, gay Californian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 September 1, 2005 QuoteThat's only because you are a pot smoking, gender confused, gay Californian.Bwaahahaa... Hey Mr. you forgot tree hugging dodo head... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #8 September 1, 2005 QuoteAll this talk of gas made me remember reading the following... Did you know the average number of times a day a male farts is 14 times. The average number of times a day a day a female farts is 14 times too. Men, don't let the women fool you. They fart as much as we do. Sorry, I can't NOT say this any longer. I don't think I farted even once on any of my 5 jumps last Saturday, while GravityGirl farted around 3x in one jump run! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 September 1, 2005 SkyBytch...put him back in your closet. He's out of control again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 September 1, 2005 QuoteI had pepperoni and sausage pizza for lunch. ooooh, its gonna be bad here later. Is that the best you can do try having a curry indian kind then later on that night a bowl of cereal, not any cereal. Special K awesome. Only prob is you can't save them for the plane as a quick visit to the toilet is always a must. But you have 3 hours of fun timeshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteI had pepperoni and sausage pizza for lunch. ooooh, its gonna be bad here later. Is that the best you can do try having a curry indian kind then later on that night a bowl of cereal, not any cereal. Special K awesome. Only prob is you can't save them for the plane as a quick visit to the toilet is always a must. But you have 3 hours of fun times eegads! a good BBQ dinner w/ deviled eggs, coleslaw, baked beans, and large glass of beer is always a great gas producer. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #12 September 1, 2005 Quotea good BBQ dinner w/ deviled eggs, coleslaw, baked beans, and large glass of beer is always a great gas producer. I recommend Sebazz's Giraffe BBq recipe. Sangiro imports them in for us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 September 1, 2005 QuoteGiraffe I soooo hope you are kiddingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 September 1, 2005 BBQ'd Giraffe meat = Titanic farts that blow holes in your drawers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 September 1, 2005 I think we need to have a gas off bring your besthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 September 1, 2005 QuoteI soooo hope you are kidding Nope. His name is Sebazz and he likes to post. Post to you all about a Giraffe roast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 September 1, 2005 Do you realize they are on a lower threatened list and if continous efforts werent made against stuff like that , that this animal could become threatened in as little as 5 years. What would be the difference in eating animals that are raised for consumption? What about hunting animals that are not in danger of becoming extint? Is your stomach more full when you eat the meat of a giraffe?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #18 September 1, 2005 Lisa Marie...Clay what are we gonna do with her. We don't really BBQ giraffe. We were going to but your boyfriend got a ladder climbed up it and had sex with it so we decided not to eat it. We's just pretending. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 September 1, 2005 good, still NOT funny Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 September 1, 2005 We don't fart, we poot."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 September 1, 2005 Wanna go clubbing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #22 September 1, 2005 ... How do Giraffe masterbate? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #23 September 1, 2005 QuoteWanna go clubbing? For seals, do you mean? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #24 September 1, 2005 Yeah, that's what GG did. Multiple times. And was proud of it. But she still rocks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 September 1, 2005 Quoteyou forgot tree hugging dodo head I thought that was common sense. Sorry........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
