mcneill79 0 #26 September 1, 2005 We could sing this version instead I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #27 September 1, 2005 QuoteWe could sing this version instead I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt! Now, that, I like. Okay, this threadjacking/postwhoring has kept me from going to the gym, where I must go now if I don't want to become stout."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #28 September 1, 2005 Bawhaha......I have already felt your mighty hand reaching out to me once today. Lisamariewillbe, you might want to run to higher groundMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #29 September 1, 2005 I like that song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 September 1, 2005 QuoteWe could sing this version instead I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt! ROFLMAO! thats classic. you left out hair pulling and nipple clamps! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #31 September 1, 2005 And here I had this impression of innocence from you! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #32 September 1, 2005 Quote And here I had this impression of innocence from you! You obviously haven't met Beth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #33 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuote And here I had this impression of innocence from you! You obviously haven't met Beth. obviviously!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #34 September 1, 2005 QuoteWe could sing this version instead I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt! Uh... Where are you going? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #35 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuote And here I had this impression of innocence from you! You obviously haven't met Beth. Obviously! 'Course, where I got an impression of innocence from ANYONE on this board is beyond me... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #36 September 1, 2005 I'm completely innocent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #37 September 1, 2005 QuoteBawhaha......I have already felt your mighty hand reaching out to me once today. Lisamariewillbe, you might want to run to higher ground But I LOVE you Mar and you can't tell me you don't like spankings! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #38 September 1, 2005 QuoteWe could sing this version instead I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt! That's f'ing hysterical!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 September 1, 2005 Quoteohhhhhh I can admit..... but can I be the kettle.... Well, NWFlyer called 'pot' so she could sing, so I guess you can have kettle. Me, I'll be frying pan. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #40 September 1, 2005 wow my pre-second hot thread....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #41 September 1, 2005 Quotewow my pre-second hot thread.... I like Fat Tire. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #42 September 1, 2005 its really hard not to have a hot thread when some crazy chick from NorCal writes a poem about butt sex! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #43 September 1, 2005 just dont put a silver bullet in the butt.... the butt is a vaccumSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #44 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote And here I had this impression of innocence from you! You obviously haven't met Beth. Obviously! 'Course, where I got an impression of innocence from ANYONE on this board is beyond me... I really am innocent... I don't know what they are talking about Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #45 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote And here I had this impression of innocence from you! You obviously haven't met Beth. Obviously! 'Course, where I got an impression of innocence from ANYONE on this board is beyond me... I really am innocent... I don't know what they are talking about ohh thats good. tell us another one! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #46 September 1, 2005 Quotesome crazy chick from NorCalI think that's a personal attack Quotewrites a poem about butt sex! I can't take credit for this one... I found it here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #47 September 1, 2005 QuoteQuotewow my pre-second hot thread.... I like Fat Tire. Mmmmmm, Fat Tire. Hey, can you mail beer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #48 September 1, 2005 QuoteAre you saying I live in a glass house? People who live in glass houses... should change their clothes in the basement. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #49 September 1, 2005 QuoteI really am innocent... I don't know what they are talking about I'm gonna print out your poem and leave it in my husband's brief case tomorrow. We'll see how innocent he thinks it is when he opens his briefcase for a meeting for which he is the speaker... I'll be sitting in the back of the room laughing my ass off!! THANK YOU BETH for some entertainment tomorrow. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #50 September 1, 2005 and use a gas station when they have to pee.... There is no beer rule for posting ...... is there?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
