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"Boogie Girlfriend" application!

By grue, in The Bonfire

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grue    1

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I've decided that since I can't seem to fix the problem on a local level, I should attempt to find a significant other for the purpose of boogies. The first of these will be the Eloy Holiday Boogie (22 December - 2 January), and I'm opening the application process because I'm sure the sheer volume of entries will require a lot of time to process them.


So it begins:
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Basic Questions

1. Name (Real, or whatever I should call you):__________________
2. Age:__ (This better be a two digit number)
3. Gender: F (Pre-filled, for your convenience)


About You

4. Hair colour, and length:__________________
5. Eye colour, and number:__________________
6. Height:_____
7. Tattoos? Yes/No If yes, describe:__________________
8. Piercings, besides ears? Yes/No If yes, describe:___________
9. Are you missing any of the following: Teeth; sex drive; sense of humour
10. Do you have any of the following: Murder, assault, wang abuse conviction; Over-protective, violent (ex-)boyfriend/husband/girlfriend (that's kinda hot..); blood fetish.


Experience

11. How many jumps do you have? __________________
12. What licence do you hold? A B C D or higher
13. Will you laugh at the small size of my... logbook? Yes/No If yes, keep in mind that's not a metaphor. Still yes? Yes/No
14. Will you mock me for being less skilled and/or experienced than you? This doesn't just mean in the air: Yes/No

The Nitty Gritty

15. Got a problem with staying in a bunkhouse? Yes/No Tent? Yes/No
16. On a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest level, please rate your kinkyness: ____
17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? Yes/No
18. Are you a screamer? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious: ____


Short answer

19. Why do you think you are qualified to be my Boogie Girlfriend?
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20. Please list any questions for me here, or comments.
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21. Please attach photo.
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cavete terrae.

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Frenchy68    0

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10. Do you have any of the following: Murder, assault, wang abuse conviction; Over-protective, violent ex-boyfriend; blood fetish.

or husband, shouldn't you ask that too?


Why? Married women are hot.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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sunshine    2

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1. Name (Real, or whatever I should call you): Sunny
2. Age: ask Wingnut :D
3. Gender: F (Pre-filled, for your convenience)


About You

4. Hair colour, and length: blonde, past the shoulders
5. Eye colour, and number: usually brown, but i wear colored contacts too
6. Height: 5 6
7. Tattoos? Yes/No If yes, describe: no
8. Piercings, besides ears? Yes/No If yes, describe: tongue
9. Are you missing any of the following: Teeth; sex drive; sense of humour i got all that and more!!
10. Do you have any of the following: Murder, assault, wang abuse conviction; Over-protective, violent ex-boyfriend; blood fetish. I do like to gently bite, but no blood. I would never abuse a wang, but i do like to kiss it, and lick it, and love it, and suck it....


Experience

11. How many jumps do you have? 994
12. What licence do you hold? A B C D or higher D
13. Will you laugh at the small size of my... logbook? Yes/No If yes, keep in mind that's not a metaphor. Still yes? Yes/ HELL NO
14. Will you mock me for being less skilled and/or experienced than you? This doesn't just mean in the air: Yes/ No, i like to share my experience and teach...

The Nitty Gritty

15. Got a problem with staying in a bunkhouse? Yes/No Tent? Yes/No
16. On a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest level, please rate your kinkyness: 2000
17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? Yes/No, but i do like to wake up my guy with a blowjob
18. Are you a screamer? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious: If the sex is good, HELL YES!!!


Short answer

19. Why do you think you are qualified to be my Boogie Girlfriend? I got nothin better to do. Oh, and i'm a rigger, so you got free repacks and main pack jobs covered. :) :D:D
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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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jumpchikk    0

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Basic Questions

1. Name (Real, or whatever I should call you): Queen
2. Age: 28
3. Gender: F


About You

4. Hair colour, and length: I am a brunette, natrually (I know this is one strike against me) It's long, but thinking about chopping it.
5. Eye colour, and number: My eyes are green with brown flecks... I have two...
6. Height: 5 ft. 7 1/2 in.
6 1/2. You are smart, you didn't ask the weight question... :P
7. Tattoos? N/A
8. Piercings, besides ears? Yes, I had a navel piercing, but it is now gone. I want a nose piercing and another body part pierced, oh wait two body parts pierced, but haven't gotten around to it.
9. Are you missing any of the following: I think I got all of my teeth replaced from that last incident....
10. Do you have any of the following: I think you need to include in here, any current boyfriends I may have at the time... sometimes people fail to mention those little oversights. :S


Experience

11. How many jumps do you have? 69, I mean um... 45, sorry, for some reason I've got that other number on the brain
12. What licence do you hold? A B C D or higher I have an A license, I think my number comes before yours, but this is the last time I'll make any mention of it
13. Will you laugh at the small size of my... logbook? It's not the size of your logbook that counts, it's the quality of the jumps that matters ;)
14. Will you mock me for being less skilled and/or experienced than you? This doesn't just mean in the air: We have pretty much the same experience level, what we can't learn together in the air, we can dirt dive over and over again until we have it perfected. :ph34r:
The Nitty Gritty

15. Got a problem with staying in a bunkhouse? Tent? If I had my choice, I would rather stay in a tent.
16. On a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest level, please rate your kinkyness: I like how this is thrown into the mix.... kinkyness, yeah, well I'm a freak, so is that good? :D
17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? I bite in my sleep.
18. Are you a screamer? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious: Depends, can you make me scream?


Short answer

19. Why do you think you are qualified to be my Boogie Girlfriend? because I saved 15% by switching to Geico insurance. :ph34r:

20. Please list any questions for me here, or comments.

Do you sweat?
Can you pack?
How many times a day do you prefer sex?
Do you have a problem if I invite a friend along?

21. Please attach photo. Please look to the left for photo. :)


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grue    1

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Do you sweat? Yes, for better or for worse
Can you pack? I can flat pack with amazing speed. My pro pack is... forthcoming. I don't like trying to propack the 280sqft canopy I'm using until my rig gets here
How many times a day do you prefer sex? I'm young, so that just depends on how easily I get dehydrated.
Do you have a problem if I invite a friend along? The more, the merrier


cavete terrae.

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jumpchikk    0

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Do you sweat? Yes, for better or for worse[/b

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I love a man that sweats, really major turn on!

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Can you pack? I can flat pack with amazing speed. My pro pack is... forthcoming. I don't like trying to propack the 280sqft canopy I'm using until my rig gets here



Okay, well, I jump a 170 and hopefully be down to a 150 when the holiday boogie rolls along, so you shouldn't have any problems with that ;)

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How many times a day do you prefer sex? I'm young, so that just depends on how easily I get dehydrated.



We can just hook an IV up to ya.

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Do you have a problem if I invite a friend along? The more, the merrier



SWEET! So, when will I know if I have been accepted? :D


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Oh, he's gonna need the ER once I'm done with him!


My kinda girl! Put him into an iron lung, and I will name my next 7 children after you. Boys and girls.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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mx757    4

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Ok, because of my answers i've received an offer via PM to be someone else's boogie girlfriend. :)



What'd you expect posting this?? 17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? Yes/No, but i do like to wake up my guy with a blowjob

just one offer? should have gotten over a 100 at least....:P

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Frenchy68    0

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Hi Frenchy. I like when you wear nothing but your goggles in bed.


I always wear protection while in bed with a beautiful lady!
No goggle, no rumble in the jungle I always say!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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