And you think you've had bad mornings

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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his
sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist.
He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to
call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the
druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more
than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a
minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without
breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that
I had locked the house with both house and car keys inside
and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a
little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,when I was
about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When
I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting
for me to open up. I got the store opened and started
waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was
ringing off the hook.

"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled allover the
floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the
nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I
cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me
stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume
bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I
finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted
to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

"And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was
tell her."

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