Rebecca 0 #1 September 12, 2005 ... "Dauhhh, which way did he go, George?" Ever just get momentarily stoopid? I don't mean ignorant, I don't mean thinking "French benefits" are offered by your company, I mean knowing full-well the cause of your actions and just blanking out for a critical second before rebooting. I had iced tea with lemon and hot wings for lunch before rushing back here. I just wiped my eye. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 September 12, 2005 QuoteI had iced tea with lemon and hot wings for lunch before rushing back here. I just wiped my eye. I just poured Tabasco sauce on your avatar. It should help alleviate the pain. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 September 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI had iced tea with lemon and hot wings for lunch before rushing back here. I just wiped my eye. I just poured Tabasco sauce on your avatar. It should help alleviate the pain. Thanks, Frenchy - that's great. No really, I mean it. C'mon, one of you JUST did something stupid. Don't deny it, tell us about it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #5 September 12, 2005 QuoteC'mon, one of you JUST did something stupid. Don't deny it, tell us about it. Ok, here is one that everyone at the boogie this weekend thought was pretty funny. I just got a new pair of freefly pants and swoop shorts, so i sewed a patch on the back waistband of each. I was really proud of how it looked and what a good sewing job i did, till i put them on. Yup, sewed the belt to the pants so no adjusting them. Did the same thing to BOTH pair. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #6 September 12, 2005 Not quite the same, but at home I often get up to do something walk into another room, stand there blank as a cedar post, then go back into the original room and sit down. 9 times out of 10 I remember what I was going to do as soon as my ass hits the couch. Trent tells me the first time I do it at the dz my jumping days are over!!! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 September 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteC'mon, one of you JUST did something stupid. Don't deny it, tell us about it. Ok, here is one that everyone at the boogie this weekend thought was pretty funny. I just got a new pair of freefly pants and swoop shorts, so i sewed a patch on the back waistband of each. I was really proud of how it looked and what a good sewing job i did, till i put them on. Yup, sewed the belt to the pants so no adjusting them. Did the same thing to BOTH pair. Hahaha!! Whoops! You can undo, right? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 September 12, 2005 QuoteNot quite the same, but at home I often get up to do something walk into another room, stand there blank as a cedar post, then go back into the original room and sit down. 9 times out of 10 I remember what I was going to do as soon as my ass hits the couch. Trent tells me the first time I do it at the dz my jumping days are over!!! Jim darlin', I highly doubt you'll ever find yourself on jumprun wondering why the hell you climbed into the plane in the first place! As for the rest of it, just fake it. "Dad, did you forget why you walked in here?" "Nope. Just wanted to give you a fatherly smack upside the head, son." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 September 12, 2005 Try some white bread ;)We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #10 September 12, 2005 Eye am sorry you got something in your Eye. Let me know if Eye can be of any assistance in cleaning your Eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 September 12, 2005 QuoteEye am sorry you got something in your Eye. Let me know if Eye can be of any assistance in cleaning your Eye. Thanks! Eye don't knead ass istance write now, butt Eye'll let ewe no. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #12 September 12, 2005 QuoteJust wanted to give you a fatherly smack upside the head, son. Oh, I didn't know you knew Trent so well! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #13 September 12, 2005 I was making popcorn in our bar with jabanero (sp?) peppers, I know better then to touch my eye without washing my hands so, I washed my hands 3 times to remove any residue of pepper off my hands, but when I accidentally rubbed my eye....OW!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #14 September 12, 2005 At my last contract gig (...high stress place), more than once I got on the elevator at the 38th floor, got off at the 42nd, and had no idea why I was there. Then, I'd go back to the 38th and then remember why I needed to go to the 42nd.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 September 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteJust wanted to give you a fatherly smack upside the head, son. Oh, I didn't know you knew Trent so well! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #16 September 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI had iced tea with lemon and hot wings for lunch before rushing back here. I just wiped my eye. I just poured Tabasco sauce on your avatar. It should help alleviate the pain. Thanks, Frenchy - that's great. No really, I mean it. C'mon, one of you JUST did something stupid. Don't deny it, tell us about it. OK, here goes. I was at the beach this weekend and decided to drop my swim suit and run around on the beach naked chasing this cute blonde I saw walking by. Turns out, she lived in a house on the beach and I ended up chasing her right into it...lucky for me, she forgot to lock the front door. So I went in, stark naked man, and called for her to come out. She shouted back..."Im in the bedroom, come right in". So I walked in the bedroom, and there she was....standing there with her husband. After bailing myself out of jail that evening, I went back to her house to apologize, she awnsered the door telling me she didnt appreciate me chasing her down the beach naked but everything was okay now and she and her husband wouldnt press furthur charges. She then told me that her husband wasnt home and she was going to give me what I want, and for me to take off my clothes. I did so, and she took hers off. Turns out 'she' was a transvestite. Next thing you know, we're both running down the beach naked, me running for my life, and 'she' trailing close behind. I finally ran into the ocean because I was having a hard time outrunning 'her', then 'she' gave up furthur attempts because the water was too cold. Well, I then came out of the ocean and walked up on this cute lifeguard chick stark naked as I was, and she was really cute...looked like one of those straight out of Baywatch. She said she is calling the police, however, as a shot in the dark so to speak, I offered to go down on her if she were not to call the police. She agreed, and I spent the next hour or so on my knees. Whew! Man, what a weekend. Umm, this is about doing something stupid, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
