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SATURDAY 9/10/5 at the FARM PICTURES

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***Great pictures!! Wish I was there...hope you all had fun!! Post more pictures I wanna see what I missed!


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WE MISSED YOU! Sorry I missed your DD saturday night. I left my phone in the truck and we were in the drinking hangar.
"Skinny dipping eh?":$:$

Bob the pics are great and I am going to order some. Especially the one of Lesley busting her ass!:S:P BWAAHHAA!!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***A handful of us went out to dinner. Low key and lovely

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Low key with Blaine! However you were VERY lovely at dinner.:)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***So something ACTUALLY happened at the Farm this weekend?


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Hey Bro, hope all is well in Iraq. Skinnyshrek and I took Lisa Marie out on a 3-way (or so she thought). We leg locked after exit and spun her up good. Her eyes were big as golf balls when we turned her loose. :)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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the sight of lisa crying with joy,never saw anyone that happy after a jump:)lisa marie..... rocks B|
she did have a long walk back after landing by the grosery store in cedartown ,guess she wanted to pick up some beer;)

think she should be in the PINK MAFIA


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"Team Funnel".



Well I am back from the best jumping weekend of my life. I do apologize ahead of time, as this is going to be long. There is so much to tell. I will give my highlights.

Sat - Skinny and Beezy took me on two fun jumps. One was a awesome horney gorilla that I assume didnt go off quite as planned. We were somewhat in position but it was GROUND SKY GROUND SKY SPIN the bitch up then throw her. The pre-second one with them was a standard lets see how you fly jump. On that jump I fell faster then the the blue oompa loompa. Then I got to do a three way with Lesley and Bob, we funneled it on exit and well anytime I am in a funnel once I get stable and I know where everyone is , instead of going back to the formation I track away and watch. Need to get over that, but hey it was fun. Had my beer shower load... there were alot of yelling "Exit Exit Exit..." which meant get the fuck out of the shower stream and give me a turn... then there was a bit of "turning points..." which had more to do with trying to figure out how to pick up dropped soap and shampoo bottles, and alot of wondering if there would be cameras set up when we came out. That night we went to a nice dinner , very low key, Bob was starving and exclaimed "I could eat the ass end out of a menstrating skunk, Im so starving" all to which we gagged and hurried up. Later there was poker and I was in bed by 1.

Sun- Woke up way to early. The only others up was Hans and Frank. So we went to breakfest figureing others would be asleep for at least 3 more hours. We were right, when we got back, and including us, there was just enough people to get a load up... ohhh that is after we went and bang on Shreks trailor. First load dirt dive was a bit confusing, I was told by Bob and Shrek that it was a 3 way exit and if I want turn some points.... never explaining anything but "if you wanna do some 360s go ahead" well I get in the door to leave and we count off just like we planned.... except that as soon as we cleared the door I see shrek and Bob locked legs and they bear hugged me into them, so I try to lock my legs to them, the first time i failed but I got it on the second try next thing you know were spinning like a mother fu*ker and bob and skinny pop me out the top. It was awesome sooooo awesome in fact that when I landed in the far far upper right 20 feet of the DZ I was still crying from happiness at the jump. Less important is I downsized 50 sq and land it well, except for the "fuck fuck fuck fuck " beer line landing where I had to dodge 2 poles and was scared shitless..... the hop and pop who went before me did the same thing but he got grass burns..... SORRY GREGG. Did 8 jumps in total. The best being at sunset time, I was planning a solo hop and pop, only hans and Mike were planning to be on the load with me. Lesley was on jump 49 and she wasnt going to do another that day, but, next thing you know I have convinced her to not only jump but we switched from 2 seperate hop and pops to a 5 way everyone but the camera dude has less then 83 jumps, and little miss sassy pants me is organizing it. (While being watched VERY close by 3 instructors) I tried to ask for help, they said Youve got it under control if it becomes a safety issue we will stop ya... I dubbed us "team funnel " our slogan was 'fucking up the dive" we were "planning" to launch a 4 way and a 5th dive to us. Well needless to say we had a sunset plane ride full of scared people. However, we launched a perfect 4 way out of the porter and were stable on the hill, we were stable until 7000 ft when our 5th man went under me and funneled us. It was a blast and we did so well considering....

Thanks everyone who made this a great weekend...
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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