BillyVance 35 #1 September 13, 2005 "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 September 13, 2005 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 September 13, 2005 I believe, it was Will Rogers who said; "Sex is over rated and under achieved!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #4 September 13, 2005 QuoteI believe, it was Will Rogers who said; "Sex is over rated and under achieved!" Chuck Who's Will Rogers? One of the Muppet show? What he said should be the other way round, right? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airbender 0 #5 September 13, 2005 A guy I used to work with would say "I wouldn't throw her out of the bed unless she wanted to do it on the floor." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 September 13, 2005 Quote"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde No truer words have been spoken."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #7 September 13, 2005 "Sex is like air, It's not important until you're not getting any."Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #8 September 13, 2005 QuoteA guy I used to work with would say "I wouldn't throw her out of the bed unless she wanted to do it on the floor." A wise man. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrivatePyle 0 #9 September 13, 2005 "You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that Pyle!?" --Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 September 13, 2005 Will Rogers, was an American cowboy of Caucasian/Cherokee parents. He turned orator/philosopher and died in a plane crash in Alaska in the 1930's. He was noted for his humorous outlook on life. He is best known for having said; "I never met a man, I didn't lke!" I don't believe, he had any idea as to the existance of the Muppets. I'm sure, he would've liked them. P.S. I think, he said it quite well. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #11 September 14, 2005 Quote "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Elmo Phillips Hmmmm...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skiskyrock 0 #12 September 14, 2005 "Sex is in time what a tiger is in space." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #13 September 14, 2005 "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen*** another great woody allen line... "what's wrong w/ masturbation? I'm just having sex w/ the person I love the most!" -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #14 September 14, 2005 Pssst sinker...you might want to put a few lines between the text and the sig lines, otherwise its kinda creepy!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
