Entertain me, PLEASE

[GiaKrembs 0]

I am so freaking bored at work.... PLEASE entertain me.

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I am so freaking bored at work.... PLEASE entertain me.

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No! You entertain me!

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[swedishcelt 0]

I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

[GiaKrembs 0]

Girl, if I could, trust me I would!!! Next weekend though, HA!

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[GiaKrembs 0]

HI!!!!! How's the ankle???

BTW, lookin sexy in the new avatar!

Am I going to get in trouble for wasting BW????

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[Bolas 5]

So this guy walks into a bar....





He really should have watched where he was going.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[GiaKrembs 0]

He spots this hair guy sitting at the end of the bar.....

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[GARYC24 3]

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a bill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

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[GiaKrembs 0]

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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

So I had this wierd dream the other night where I summoned super powers and murdered 3 teenage kids who were trying to break into my home. The 3 kids rose from the dead as zombies and came after me. Then I woke up....

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[Bolas 5]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

So I had this wierd dream the other night where I summoned super powers and murdered 3 teenage kids who were trying to break into my home. The 3 kids rose from the dead as zombies and came after me. Then I woke up....

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Oh girl you need to throw down some telekenisis on those dreams. I'm tellin ya, it makes even zombie kids seem like fun!

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[jasonRose 0]

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Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

So I had this wierd dream the other night where I summoned super powers and murdered 3 teenage kids who were trying to break into my home. The 3 kids rose from the dead as zombies and came after me. Then I woke up....

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Dave has left you alone to long!

You need lovin's ASAP...


By the way this one time at band camp......

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles.

Gia, get on the pole! I'm sure you're better at it since you're so good at scaling walls and stuff.

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[jasonRose 0]

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I am so freaking bored at work.... PLEASE entertain me.

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HOLY SHIT BATMAN YOUR AVITAR JUST CHANGED BEFORE MY EYES...

I like the new hair..

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[GiaKrembs 0]

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Dave has left you alone to long!

You need lovin's ASAP...

You have NO idea....

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[swedishcelt 0]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

[GiaKrembs 0]

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Gia, get on the pole! I'm sure you're better at it since you're so good at scaling walls and stuff.

I think it's genetic.... my Mom was at the DZ and did a pole dance for the DZO (just a lil swing)

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[jasonRose 0]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I'm stuck at home. I need entertainment too.

Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt!

lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles.

[Bolas 5]

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Atually, do you really even need to use your ankles to pole dance?

Ooh now you have a mission. See if you can still pole dance with a broken ankle/toe/foot/etc.

You have a point. Usually only one leg is wrapped around the pole. The other is straight up or down. Where's FireflyTX? We need her expert advice.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[fireflytx 0]

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Atually, do you really even need to use your ankles to pole dance?

Ooh now you have a mission. See if you can still pole dance with a broken ankle/toe/foot/etc.

You have a point. Usually only one leg is wrapped around the pole. The other is straight up or down. Where's FireflyTX? We need her expert advice.

Yes, you do need your ankles to pole dance, I use them to cliomg and hang upside down. You really need you whole body to be in perfect shape to do it!

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[Bolas 5]

Thank you. Congrats on the contest. You looked great in the pictures I saw!!!

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Atually, do you really even need to use your ankles to pole dance?

Ooh now you have a mission. See if you can still pole dance with a broken ankle/toe/foot/etc.

You have a point. Usually only one leg is wrapped around the pole. The other is straight up or down. Where's FireflyTX? We need her expert advice.

Yes, you do need your ankles to pole dance, I use them to cliomg and hang upside down. You really need you whole body to be in perfect shape to do it!

There's got to be a few moves she can do with only one working ankle! Maybe the half butterfly twist or the ice cream slide?

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[livendive 8]

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I am so freaking bored at work.... PLEASE entertain me.

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GOAL!



Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)