I thought this was funny

[CSpenceFLY 1]

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES AND BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
> AND SAY HELLO.
>
> HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM. SO
> HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
>
> TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
>
> NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS
"MY
> GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL
> TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH
> WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
>
> SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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