antifnsocial 0 #1 September 17, 2005 9 Things I Hate 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a- s to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a- ses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya dumbass? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 September 17, 2005 I've seen those before, they crack me up! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #3 September 17, 2005 Who needs a HUG??? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingTed 0 #4 September 17, 2005 10. While sitting at your work desk with still a lot of stuff in front of you. "Oh, are you still working?" - No, I love sitting here and looking at all my stuff until midnight. Weirdo. #1094 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 September 17, 2005 11. Personality tests designed to keep me part of the unemployed(able) masses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #6 September 17, 2005 Perfect thread for this.... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1618478HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 September 17, 2005 11. When people ask you if you have ever chopped one of your neighbors into little bitty pieces and ate them? DUH! Of course you chop them up, you can't eat them whole dumbass!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #8 September 17, 2005 ***Personality tests designed to keep me part of the unemployed(able) masses. QuoteI need someone to help me hide the bodies. Send me your application sweety!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #9 September 17, 2005 Casie can provide a reference for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #10 September 17, 2005 11. Cocheese's stupid random threads.12. posts to Cocheese's stupid random threads 13. This post i'm writing right now.14. my next thread/post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #11 September 17, 2005 I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #12 September 17, 2005 I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #13 September 17, 2005 13. People who ask 'Is that really you?' No, I'm fucking Elvis you asshole. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #14 September 17, 2005 37) People who walk slowly on the LHS of the stairs going into/out of the subway 46) People who wait until they're in the 'till to dig their subway card out of their purse/wallet. The bodies are buried under my shed in the back yard. Leave my oak trees alone!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 September 17, 2005 Quote I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Excellent. I too am never redundantly repetitious. Also, I avoid alliteration almost anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #16 September 17, 2005 .The person who gave Kenny G. his sax lessons. I know you couldn’t have predicted the outcome, but the world will never forgive you. Is he the same guy who taught Michael Bolton to sing? Just wondering... .The person who wrote the manual that came with my TV. Under the heading “Troubleshooting: No picture can be seen," the advice given is “Are you facing the TV?” Oh, That’s the problem I was facing the microwave. .Telemarketers. Hey, I know these people have to make a living, but not at 7:30 am on a Saturday. Who the fuck buys anything at that hour on a Saturday anyway, except crack addicts, and they’ll find their crack on their own.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #17 September 17, 2005 18. People who cut and paste their old posts. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 September 17, 2005 True story: Today I got an email from my director stating that, "It was necessary to establish an email group... blah blah..." Followed by, "If you did not recieve this email, please let me know so that we may add your name." Is it just me or is someone missing that one sandwich that makes a complete picnic ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #19 September 17, 2005 And that brings me to "Thing I hate #19": The fact that people much more stupid than I are gainfully employed, and even in managerial positions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites f1freak 0 #20 September 17, 2005 Quote18. People who cut and paste their old posts. DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! well I still hate that.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 September 17, 2005 QuoteAnd that brings me to "Thing I hate #19": The fact that people much more stupid than I are gainfully employed, and even in managerial positions. A manager once told me that a good manager always hires smarter people than their self. I asked, "So you are smarter than your manager?" "Ummm...no." "So, he's a bad manager because you aren't smarter?" "If I was smarter, I would have known better than to call on you." If people are supposed to get smarter as they go down the org chart, then the reverse is true. That makes the CEO, the dumbest person at the company. This, of course, explains ATT corporate strategy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gemini 0 #22 September 17, 2005 1) People who stop in doorways for any reason when you're trying to go in or out. 2) People who stop at the ends of escalators for any reason. Like what are you supposed to do? Jump over them? 3) People who forget something and keep the whole plane waiting while they run back for it. Bet this stops now that fuel is +$. 4) People with their right blinker on at a red light, but they won't turn right on red! Guess those cell conversations are really interesting. 5) Waiters who ask "How is everything?" just after you've taken your first bite. Do they hid out and watch or what? 6) People who let their kids run around in restaurants because they are "family restaurants". Just because your family is loud and misbehaving doesn't make it cute or entertaining for the rest of us. 7) People on the dole driving luxury autos and wearing designer clothes. 8) People who get in the grocery line while spouse and children are still shopping. AND 9) People who think because I sit in the gear store to help out I must get part of the profits. Hell, I'd just like to make minimum wage! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #23 September 17, 2005 Quote5) Waiters who ask "How is everything?" just after you've taken your first bite. Do they hid out and watch or what? This one never fails, I can count maybe 3 time they've come by to ask and my mouth wasn't full. Of course the puffed cheeks thumbs up works good. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #24 September 17, 2005 323. Someone answering the phone "Hi, this is...". What a surprise! I dialed YOUR number and I happen to have YOU on the phone... 476. Going to a wedding. Going back home. Getting a call few weeks later asking me to "come and watch the wedding video"! Uh... People, I WAS THERE! I SAW IT ALL! Including the parts that were edited out. I know how the whole video ends. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bob.dino 1 #25 September 17, 2005 501. People who fuck Elvis in public. Necrophilia is illegal for a reason. 513. People who try to use their subway cards at a till instead of a turnstile. No, you can't use your subway card to pay for your booze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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kelel01 1 #9 September 17, 2005 Casie can provide a reference for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 September 17, 2005 11. Cocheese's stupid random threads.12. posts to Cocheese's stupid random threads 13. This post i'm writing right now.14. my next thread/post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 17, 2005 I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 September 17, 2005 I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 September 17, 2005 13. People who ask 'Is that really you?' No, I'm fucking Elvis you asshole. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #14 September 17, 2005 37) People who walk slowly on the LHS of the stairs going into/out of the subway 46) People who wait until they're in the 'till to dig their subway card out of their purse/wallet. The bodies are buried under my shed in the back yard. Leave my oak trees alone!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 17, 2005 Quote I hate it when people are redundantly repetitious. Excellent. I too am never redundantly repetitious. Also, I avoid alliteration almost anywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #16 September 17, 2005 .The person who gave Kenny G. his sax lessons. I know you couldn’t have predicted the outcome, but the world will never forgive you. Is he the same guy who taught Michael Bolton to sing? Just wondering... .The person who wrote the manual that came with my TV. Under the heading “Troubleshooting: No picture can be seen," the advice given is “Are you facing the TV?” Oh, That’s the problem I was facing the microwave. .Telemarketers. Hey, I know these people have to make a living, but not at 7:30 am on a Saturday. Who the fuck buys anything at that hour on a Saturday anyway, except crack addicts, and they’ll find their crack on their own.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 September 17, 2005 18. People who cut and paste their old posts. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 September 17, 2005 True story: Today I got an email from my director stating that, "It was necessary to establish an email group... blah blah..." Followed by, "If you did not recieve this email, please let me know so that we may add your name." Is it just me or is someone missing that one sandwich that makes a complete picnic ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 September 17, 2005 And that brings me to "Thing I hate #19": The fact that people much more stupid than I are gainfully employed, and even in managerial positions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #20 September 17, 2005 Quote18. People who cut and paste their old posts. DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! well I still hate that.....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 September 17, 2005 QuoteAnd that brings me to "Thing I hate #19": The fact that people much more stupid than I are gainfully employed, and even in managerial positions. A manager once told me that a good manager always hires smarter people than their self. I asked, "So you are smarter than your manager?" "Ummm...no." "So, he's a bad manager because you aren't smarter?" "If I was smarter, I would have known better than to call on you." If people are supposed to get smarter as they go down the org chart, then the reverse is true. That makes the CEO, the dumbest person at the company. This, of course, explains ATT corporate strategy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #22 September 17, 2005 1) People who stop in doorways for any reason when you're trying to go in or out. 2) People who stop at the ends of escalators for any reason. Like what are you supposed to do? Jump over them? 3) People who forget something and keep the whole plane waiting while they run back for it. Bet this stops now that fuel is +$. 4) People with their right blinker on at a red light, but they won't turn right on red! Guess those cell conversations are really interesting. 5) Waiters who ask "How is everything?" just after you've taken your first bite. Do they hid out and watch or what? 6) People who let their kids run around in restaurants because they are "family restaurants". Just because your family is loud and misbehaving doesn't make it cute or entertaining for the rest of us. 7) People on the dole driving luxury autos and wearing designer clothes. 8) People who get in the grocery line while spouse and children are still shopping. AND 9) People who think because I sit in the gear store to help out I must get part of the profits. Hell, I'd just like to make minimum wage! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 September 17, 2005 Quote5) Waiters who ask "How is everything?" just after you've taken your first bite. Do they hid out and watch or what? This one never fails, I can count maybe 3 time they've come by to ask and my mouth wasn't full. Of course the puffed cheeks thumbs up works good. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #24 September 17, 2005 323. Someone answering the phone "Hi, this is...". What a surprise! I dialed YOUR number and I happen to have YOU on the phone... 476. Going to a wedding. Going back home. Getting a call few weeks later asking me to "come and watch the wedding video"! Uh... People, I WAS THERE! I SAW IT ALL! Including the parts that were edited out. I know how the whole video ends. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #25 September 17, 2005 501. People who fuck Elvis in public. Necrophilia is illegal for a reason. 513. People who try to use their subway cards at a till instead of a turnstile. No, you can't use your subway card to pay for your booze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
