What makes your life easier and glows in the dark?

[kelel01 1]

I don't know the answer. This was the hint I was given for my birthday present, so I'm looking for possible answers. It can glow in the dark "if I want it to."

Here are my ideas:
-One of those light-up universal remotes
-a flashlight
-a pocket, vibrating, glow-in-the-dark bank with an endless supply of money
-an altimeter with a GITD face
-a watch with Indiglo

Any other ideas?

[NWFlyer 2]

One of these?


http://www.condom.com/tv-301.html

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[tcnelson 1]

a sig pro with siglite night sights!

"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch
NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329

[kelel01 1]

Whoa . . . a vibrator condom to keep the dildo "squeaky clean"! I sure hope it doesn't squeak going in, though. I might feel like a robot.

[NWFlyer 2]

No, it's not a condom, it's a vibe. That glows in the dark! That makes your life easier, right?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[kelel01 1]

There was a link to a dildo condom, though.

[NWFlyer 2]

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There was a link to a dildo condom, though.

So you can use your dildo with multiple partners?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[wingnut 0]

maybe it's a piece of paper and a pencil and a flashlight.... ya know so you can write stuff down you need to remeber and then read them when it's dark out...... or maybe it is a flashlight and a calender... so you know what day it is.....even in the dark....

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[kelel01 1]

LMAO. You mean like when I wake up all disoriented in the middle of the night?

[sistaluv 0]

BOB that glows in the dark!!

Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life

[SudsyFist 0]

A bioluminescent Mexican houseboy?

[grue 1]

http://spiceweasel.net/skydivingstuff/galaxydark.jpg

cavete terrae.

[Casie 0]

Dangit - I wanted to be the first to say a glowing BOB!

Since I wasn't my second guess will be glow in the dark titty squeezers - ya know....those things that clamp on and make ya jiggle -OH- or glow in the dark body paint...although I guess that doesn't make your life easier but my mind is obviously in one direction

~Porn Kitty
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[Dougiefresh 0]

A radioactive man-slave.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Dangit - I wanted to be the first to say a glowing BOB!

You know you'd have to get up REALLLLLY early in the morning to ever be the first to post about a glowing BOB in a thread such as this...I saw the thread already had like 12 posts and knew I wasn't going to get that honor.

Oh hey Kel, I have glow in the dark bubble bath! that makes life easier...no, no it doesn't. It makes life harder. Harder is definitely better, in any glow-in-the-dark circumstances.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[brierebecca 0]

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an altimeter with a GITD face

you know, you may be selling yourself short on this guess. Think BIGGER, like NEPTUNE!! It glows in the dark (automatically), logs all your jumps, and beeps in your ear so you know when to pull and/or start your swoop! Now that makes your life a LOT easier.

Plus, that's what Travis got me for my birthday this year.

"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

[SudsyFist 0]

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A radioactive man-slave.

Excuse me, Dougiefresh...

[kelel01 1]

I think your answer is my favorite. Although glow-in-the-dark bubble bath sounds interesting.

[cocheese 0]

I wore a Skydive Chicago t-shirt (that i won) to bed last night. Had no idea it glows in the dark ! and it freaked me out for a second. Thought i was leaking chem light fluid out my chest like an alien.

[cave_nate 0]

glow in dark body paint on your SO. arrows maybe, aim here

[Bolas 5]

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glow in dark body paint on your SO. arrows maybe, aim here

Eh, more fun to "feel your way around in the dark."

"Where are my keys?"

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[happythoughts 0]

I have an old Sherwood luminous depth gauge. I keep it next to the bathroom door so that I don't bump on the wall at night.

That's probably not your gift though.

[Daizey 0]

Hi Kelly! When's your birthday?

I think I guessed what it is, but I don't think I'm allowed to tell you

Course I could be wrong in my guess too

*daizey*

[PhreeZone 20]

I know I know...

You are a lucky girl getting that big of a BOB too....

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[kelel01 1]

October 6th. But my gift might get here early. And now I think I know what it is. Somebody likes to give hints.