noblesmelissa 0 #1 September 20, 2005 Husband is in the Bahamas for 10 days...lots of "what ifs"... What if I see a spider in the house? What if the burgalar alarm goes off in the middle of the night? What if I need something done with the car? What if I can't find anyone to argue with? What if there is just something "manly" that needs to be done? Just kidding...but still...DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!! And to top it all off... I promised no jumping until he gets back (just in case I die and all...would really put a big bummer on his trip, I think...) ....Sigh................................ Guess ill start another game of solitare...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #2 September 20, 2005 QuoteDON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!! Play. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #3 September 20, 2005 Ohh...Play... why didn't I think of that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 September 20, 2005 Play and post-whore at the same time... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluskidave 0 #5 September 20, 2005 Hey Melissa, Promised not to jump! You can always post date your jump dates. I'll sign off to them.Got to look at the 1991 Llano yearbook and you have a much bigger smile now! Rita will probably affect our jumping this weekend. Sneak out if the weather permits. Blue Skies , Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #6 September 20, 2005 Oh god, not the yearbook!!! Thats just wrong... Nope, he comes back this week so I gotta get out there because I'll be right at thirty days since the weather the week before wouldn't let me jump... think I'll try Friday after work first and then Saturday after work if I have to. Gotta get that Level 7 in before I go crazy. I can't wait!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 September 20, 2005 QuoteDON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!! Well you might find a few ideas in this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #8 September 20, 2005 Ummm...that was already Saturday's time passer...and Sunday's... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #9 September 20, 2005 QuoteRita will probably affect our jumping this weekend. Sneak out if the weather permits. Blue Skies , Dave Lack of a plane might too. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #10 September 20, 2005 Where's the plane? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 September 20, 2005 OK.. Well then here are some specifics.. QuoteWhat if I see a spider in the house? Kill it. Step on it. Then put the dead spider in his Golf Bag. QuoteWhat if the burglar alarm goes off in the middle of the night? Grab whatever Firearm is available and just start randomly shooting. This is sure to scare off any Burglars plus you get the added bonus of some company when the neighbors call the police cause someone is shooting up the house next door. QuoteWhat if I need something done with the car? Just go buy a new one. Make sure you pick it out solely based on what color it is. QuoteWhat if I can't find anyone to argue with? Call your hubby up in the Bahamas and ask where he has been and who he was with. Then make sure to bring up all the things you mentioned here. Call back every 15 minutes untill you get your argument. QuoteWhat if there is just something "manly" that needs to be done? Call up some random guy from the Dropzone and ask them to come over. Then while he is there, Make sure to call Hubby and tell him there was a problem but you found some nice Handsome guy to come by and take care of it. Follow this advise and I promise your Hubby will never again goto the Bahamas with taking you with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #12 September 20, 2005 LMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making my day!! BTW, hubby is in the apartment right next door to Shakira in the Bahamas... stupid Shakira... Maybe i won't kill the spiders first before I randomly place them in his things... By the way, I think something "manly" needs to be done.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 September 20, 2005 Aww, you want to feel like a woman? (Takes off shirt) Iron this. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #14 September 20, 2005 Leave it on...ill iron it while you're wearing it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
