hobbes4star 0 #1 September 19, 2005 These are all that i can think of. What can i say it's a boring day at work: 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitoris-sauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocketif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewGPM 0 #2 September 19, 2005 thumpin' the bean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 September 19, 2005 Petting the Monkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loonix 0 #4 September 19, 2005 heh you've sure put some effort into this :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #5 September 19, 2005 clicking the mouse Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bert_man 0 #6 September 19, 2005 double-clicking the mouse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #7 September 19, 2005 Well I know that men kill kittens and there was another thread that said something about when girls masturbate it is birthing puppies? I dunno I just have fun doing it I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #8 September 20, 2005 "Voting Democrat." Or "Voting Republican" (depending on party affiliation)"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #9 September 20, 2005 "Two finger Tango" "Making Soup" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #10 September 20, 2005 The finger boogie Flickin the chicken I dunno nuthin bout that though! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflynick 0 #11 September 20, 2005 Doing the Kit-Kat shuffle! (remember - Kit-Kats come with 2 or 4 fingers!!) Hobbes: "How come we play 'War' and not 'Peace'?" Calvin: "Too few role models." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 September 20, 2005 QuoteWell I know that men kill kittens and there was another thread that said something about when girls masturbate it is birthing puppies? I dunno I just have fun doing it You mean this?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #13 September 20, 2005 Jilling like Jack and Jill, you can figure it out I promise I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #14 September 20, 2005 Well, since you posted... Rubbin da Nubbin... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #15 September 20, 2005 Finger popin'_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #16 September 20, 2005 This from today's Washington Post. Recruits Sought for Porn Squad The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents. Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III. Be careful out there...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #17 September 20, 2005 QuoteWell, since you posted... Rubbin da Nubbin... Why's t gotta be since I posted, are you afraid to post on your own, need a chaperone? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #18 September 20, 2005 need a chaperone? *** No, but I had to call Amy and see what she calls it...you know being married to you I figured she was getting plenty of experience with "rollin the man in the boat over"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #19 September 20, 2005 flicking the bean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #20 September 20, 2005 Finger banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Sorry, it is from my 2nd favorite movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #21 September 20, 2005 Your first post list all the good ones I've heard, but: Quote"Making Soup" WTF?!? I'm all for dining down at the pink taco stand, but SOUP! That's just nasty! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #22 September 20, 2005 Quoteneed a chaperone? *** experience with "rollin the man in the boat over"... speaking of boats, the carpet they have on the floor is rough on the knees I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #23 September 20, 2005 speaking of boats, the carpet they have on the floor is rough on the knees *** Begging again??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #24 September 20, 2005 BAAAWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!! YES, YES Something like that!!! ROTFLMAO! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #25 September 20, 2005 tuggin the bubble gum -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
