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wildcard451

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OK. So get my new plan.

We can bomb the hurricanes. Lots and lots of really big bombs. Not like nukes though, cause that would like suck and stuff.

But we need lots of bombs. Not just a few. LOTS.

And a few of us are gonna need wings and beer to watch. Cause it will look cool.

Yeah. Like chicks could come serve us beer. That would kick ass.

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That's a great idea! We could declare a War on Weather. We could build a big fence to keep hurricanes out. We could buy lots of hurricane-hunter aircraft, cloud-seeding material, and limousines. It would create jobs! Government contractors will love us! And if people object, we can ask them "do you want the hurricanes to WIN?"

But we should definitely fight this war in the Bahamas. That way it will suck all the hurricanes there, and they won't get to the US.

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This is a job for MEGA MAID!!!

She can simply suck up the hurricane in her giant Hoover.

It'll work too, as long as she doesn't go from Suck to Blow. :|


:D




you idot you've captured their stunt doubles.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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This is a job for MEGA MAID!!!

She can simply suck up the hurricane in her giant Hoover.

It'll work too, as long as she doesn't go from Suck to Blow. :|


:D




you idot you've captured their stunt doubles.




I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. :|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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What you went over my Helmet

Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.


Come on Rebecca lets keep it going.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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