kelel01 1 #1 September 21, 2005 . . . is bad. That'll be all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #2 September 21, 2005 Quote. . . is bad. That'll be all. What brought that on? You okay?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 September 21, 2005 that's only because when people ask for honesty they often times can't handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 September 21, 2005 Quote. . . is bad. *** Not bad....CRUEL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 September 21, 2005 Yeah . . . but the problem is I'M the honest one. Makes it hard to find a job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 September 21, 2005 QuoteYeah . . . but the problem is I'M the honest one. Makes it hard to find a job. *** not if ya wanna be a NUN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 September 21, 2005 I think celibacy is what makes it hard for me to find a job as a nun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #8 September 21, 2005 What job were you applying for?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 September 21, 2005 QuoteI think celibacy is what makes it hard for me to find a job as a nun. *** OH..you're right, I always get those two mixed up...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 September 21, 2005 A renewal coordinator position at an insurance carrier (group benefits). I was being 100% honest, which is NOT the thing to do in an interview. It was like I couldn't shut my mouth, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 September 21, 2005 Wanna hear the funniest thing? They compared me to Peter on Office Space, because I was so straightforward with my answers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 September 21, 2005 QuoteA renewal coordinator position at an insurance carrier (group benefits). I was being 100% honest, which is NOT the thing to do in an interview. It was like I couldn't shut my mouth, though. _______________________________________ You, are the one in the right. It may hurt but, they can't seem to handle your honesty so, they probably aren't a company you would want to work for. They may not like your honesty but, they gotta respect you for it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 September 21, 2005 QuoteWanna hear the funniest thing? They compared me to Peter on Office Space, because I was so straightforward with my answers. *** You mean you come in the side door late.... ~Missing a lot of work lately "Wouldn't say I'm 'missing' it Bob" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 September 21, 2005 QuoteWanna hear the funniest thing? They compared me to Peter on Office Space, because I was so straightforward with my answers. As if I needed further proof of how cool you are. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #15 September 21, 2005 QuoteWanna hear the funniest thing? They compared me to Peter on Office Space, because I was so straightforward with my answers. .....love those "personality" tests huh?!!! Maybe you should have a sake or two before the next one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #16 September 21, 2005 Quote ...but the problem is I'M the honest one... Do us all a favor, and define honesty. God always makes a rainbow. Accept that. Don't tell them anymore than they need to know. Otherwise, you're not going with the flow (of people) that God has put you in. If you don't go with the flow, you'll never get ahead. If you don't like the flow, vote with your feet. Otherwise, you'll become a rock in a big river. Unless you're really tough, getting beat all the time starts to hurt after a while. Become a reservoir of knowledge/energy by listening. You have a right to feed yourself and pay for your skydives, independent of whether you like the people you're working with or not. And when you do it, please let me know I'm taking notes from various people, looking for reproducible observations.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 September 21, 2005 Then my answers would be something like, "You give me money, and we all cool. I'll do whatever you want, long as you don't ask me to sexually assault a horse or something". If I found a job that would hire me after that, I'd work there until the day I died. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #18 September 21, 2005 QuoteWanna hear the funniest thing? They compared me to Peter on Office Space, because I was so straightforward with my answers. That is kinda funny... haha.. I think it should be a law that if you work in an office you should have to have seen that movie at least twice.~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 September 21, 2005 It was just a bad interview . . . like my social filter wasn't turned on or something. Their questions were weird and totally threw me off. I can't even really remember anything, except when they compared me to Peter. Too bad I wasn't interviewing with The Bobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #20 September 21, 2005 Does my ass make our house look small? Now, really how do you answer that one? Really...come on! No...really, how? Really, now? I love demos!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 September 21, 2005 I always tell the truth in an interview. but NEVER under any circumstances would I volunteer information or opinions that could jepardize my job. Unless directly asked, for example: empolyer "If we give you $$ will you do some crazy shit?" empolyee "As long as the $$ is right, you damn straight!" kelly, you and I both know you know better! LOL. Neighbors?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 September 21, 2005 Neighbor's? Perhaps. Not sure yet. I can't really afford it, but I might go just to hang out. I'll have to see if I'm in a "hangin' out" kinda mood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #23 September 21, 2005 Many insurance companies have a very different idea of honesty than most people. Maybe you need to speak to them on their level Seriously, if you're a really honest person, maybe it's best that you don't get this job. I've taken jobs that I didn't really care for from the interview ($$$), and they were just as bad as I thought they would be.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 September 21, 2005 QuoteNeighbor's? Perhaps. Not sure yet. I can't really afford it, but I might go just to hang out. I'll have to see if I'm in a "hangin' out" kinda mood. dont be a pussy puss! its a free ride for ya. see some friends, hit on some dudes and get free drinks.. hell maybe even Ill buy you a drink... seeing as how your my wife and all Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 September 21, 2005 QuoteDoes my ass make our house look small? Now, really how do you answer that one? Really...come on! No...really, how? Really, now? *** You say... No..of course not! Now grab the chimney and pull the house back outta there before it gets all stinky! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
