funny but a little rude

[Peej 0]

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day he a was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation in a pub drinking beer.

The reverend wasn’t happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. ‘Miss Fitzgerald’, he said sternly, ‘This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don’t you let me take you home?’. ‘Sure’, she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.

When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she’d had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her.

When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waste.

The pub landlord looked over and said, ‘Oi mate, we won’t have any of that carrying on in this pub’.

The reverend looked up at the landlord and said, ‘But you don’t understand, I’m Pastor Fluff’.

The landlord nodded and said, ‘Oh well, if you’re that far in, you might as well finish’.

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[bob.dino 1]

Minor quibble: Ireland is 95% Catholic and Catholic priests aren't called Reverend or Pastor . Now Northern Ireland you could get away with...

[CornishChris 5]

Dave that was a bit sad

Miss me?

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[Pia 0]

**giggles**

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

[masterrig 1]

That was funny as hell! Good one!


Chuck

[Peej 0]

Glad you enjoyed it Chuck! A mate of mine mailed it to me earlier and i had to post it

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[masterrig 1]

I've just always enjoyed that type of humor. As for being 'politically correct'... it's a JOKE! Whatever happened to just telling a joke and not picking it apart? Enough of the rant. Keep 'em comin' Peej! I love 'em!


Chuck