flyangel2 2 #1 September 23, 2005 See here. Sorry guys, had to do it. I was laughing so hard there were tears rolling down my cheeksMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 September 23, 2005 QuoteSee here. Sorry guys, had to do it. I was laughing so hard there were tears rolling down my cheeks Im laughing my ass off...cause now the mods are postwhoring...bawahahahahaShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #3 September 23, 2005 This one... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyminxx 0 #4 September 23, 2005 QuoteSee here. Sorry guys, had to do it. I was laughing so hard there were tears rolling down my cheeks If I touch Remi, will it get me any closer to Karen? (I already know that it doesnt work that way with Chuckie and Katie.. but there aint no harm in asking...) You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 September 23, 2005 the greenies are such PWs! and far as touching them, I didnt think the riff-raff was allowed to touch the royalty!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 September 23, 2005 Quote This one <-----as you can see, or maybe you can't, I'm touching her in my avatar. But since Andrea is a friend, I won't tell you where I was touching herMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuote This one <-----as you can see, or maybe you can't, I'm touching her in my avatar. But since Andrea is a friend, I won't tell you where I was touching her Ohhohh I know I know...i was there! If that is the pic im thinking it is She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #8 September 23, 2005 QuoteIf that is the pic im thinking it is Yup you were thereMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 September 23, 2005 Their is this one Moderator that has a tummy that is scrumptious. It makes me tingle and get Goose Bumps when I think about it. I would like to get some whipped creme and spell my name on her belly and lick it off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 September 23, 2005 I'm in need of a thorough asskicking right now. My temper's been acting up on me in a way it has not in probably 20 years. It's either those damned asshole judges or I'm becoming too damned arrogant for my breeches. I need a hefty ass-kicking right now - kind of along the lines of what Scorpio did in Dirty Harry, but for a different reason. So I'd probably touch skymonkeyone. I always said he's one guy I'd never mess with. But if I need an asskicking, like I think I do now, I cannot think of a better or more qualified human being to do that for me. "You sure you want all of it, lawrocket?" "Every penny's worth, skymonkey." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 September 23, 2005 Lawrocket to SkyMonkey: Thank you sir, may I have another?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 September 23, 2005 Quote I didnt think the riff-raff was allowed to touch the royalty!? We spray down with Lysol after you touch us. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #13 September 23, 2005 I could touch you with a little shampoo. Would that help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #14 September 23, 2005 QuoteWhat Mod do you want to touch? want to? how about poke with a branding iron? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 September 23, 2005 QuoteI could touch you with a little shampoo. Would that help? lmao! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 September 23, 2005 giving Andera one of my hugs is always fun. She is so light I can really pick her up and swing her around. plus she is rather nicely built I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #17 September 23, 2005 I think there is only one female moderator? Not that I wouldn't touch skymama, but right now it looks like everyone else is trying to touch her. Methinks there needs to be more female moderators on dz.com, so we can enjoy our hot-pokey forks a little. "In place of a dark lord you shall have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn; treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth - all will love me and despair!"Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 September 23, 2005 QuoteI think there is only one female moderator? Not that I wouldn't touch skymama, but right now it looks like everyone else is trying to touch her. Methinks there needs to be more female moderators on dz.com, so we can enjoy our hot-pokey forks a little. reply] There are two... Wendy Faulkner is the moderator of the CRW forum... I think she also helps watch the Women Only forum along with Skymama... Wendy's not much of a post-whore though... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #19 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuote I didnt think the riff-raff was allowed to touch the royalty!? We spray down with Lysol after you touch us. oooh so thats what that smell is! LOL! at first I just thought it was old people smell! j/kGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #20 September 23, 2005 Skymama, I don't know a hole heck of a lot. But I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #21 September 23, 2005 QuoteSkymama, I don't know a hole heck of a lot. But I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited! I just creamed my jeans at the thought of such event. You are a true romantic, my friend. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #22 September 23, 2005 >I think there is only one female moderator? Don't forget Wendy Faulkner. And there's Lisa Briggs who is an honorary moderator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #23 September 23, 2005 If Lisa still has any power, then I want to touch her!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #24 September 23, 2005 >If Lisa still has any power, then I want to touch her! Get in line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #25 September 23, 2005 QuoteI just creamed my jeans at the thought of such event. You are a true romantic, my friend. Pssst....don't tell anybody about me being a romantic and all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yardhippie 0 #19 September 23, 2005 QuoteQuote I didnt think the riff-raff was allowed to touch the royalty!? We spray down with Lysol after you touch us. oooh so thats what that smell is! LOL! at first I just thought it was old people smell! j/kGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 September 23, 2005 Skymama, I don't know a hole heck of a lot. But I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #21 September 23, 2005 QuoteSkymama, I don't know a hole heck of a lot. But I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and all DZ.commers will be invited! I just creamed my jeans at the thought of such event. You are a true romantic, my friend. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #22 September 23, 2005 >I think there is only one female moderator? Don't forget Wendy Faulkner. And there's Lisa Briggs who is an honorary moderator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 September 23, 2005 If Lisa still has any power, then I want to touch her!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #24 September 23, 2005 >If Lisa still has any power, then I want to touch her! Get in line! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #25 September 23, 2005 QuoteI just creamed my jeans at the thought of such event. You are a true romantic, my friend. Pssst....don't tell anybody about me being a romantic and all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
