Shotgun 1 #76 September 24, 2005 If you ever make it out to West Texas, you should definitely visit WetSex in Stanton... that's a fun little dz... and I seem to recall Chuck saying that they even have a bathroom now. And of course I would recommend visiting my home dz, Skydive San Marcos (in between San Antonio & Austin). Lots of good people there, lots of pretty green grass to land on (I miss the greenness of that part of TX!), and sometimes some good bbq at night - just watch out if they bust out the gun thingie that shoots potatoes out of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #77 September 24, 2005 Quotethey even have a bathroom now. OK....who told on me? Quotesometimes some good bbq There you go again...taunting me with BBQ. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #78 September 24, 2005 I thought you might appreciate this joke! "Texas Vs. Australia" A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!" They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #79 September 24, 2005 QuoteIf you ever make it out to West Texas, you should definitely visit WetSex in Stanton... _____________________________________ A couple years ago, our DZO, had some T-shirts made-up to advertise the DZ. The finished product read: "SKYDIVE! WETSEXSKYPORTS!" Totally un-intended by the DZO! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #80 September 24, 2005 Good one! Haven't heard it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #81 September 24, 2005 It's 11:10 CST here on Mobile Bay..power surges (lights flickering for unknown reason) and winds/downpour of rain..Rita is hitting the Gulf Coast without a doubt..I can't imagine what LA and TX is experiencing right now. My prayers are with all of you in LA and TX..be safe and check in when you restore power. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #82 September 24, 2005 QuoteGood one! Haven't heard it. Why thankie kindly, pardner. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the most un-ordinary, unusual woman you'll ever have the opportunity to chat with here! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #83 September 24, 2005 have you guys lost power now? please check back in..when you can. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #84 September 24, 2005 It's 12:10, Texas time...and still currently have power! (Or I couldn't have sent you this posting!) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #85 September 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteGood one! Haven't heard it. Why thankie kindly, pardner. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the most un-ordinary, unusual woman you'll ever have the opportunity to chat with here! __________________________________ That's good! I enjoy chattin' with the un-ordinary and unusual. They're people too!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #86 September 24, 2005 My honey says I definitely have a knack for the understatement. I'm sure I have downplayed my weirdness. On a sad note, I found a 6'th live scorpion a little while ago, AFTER the exterminator has been here. It's name was Sarah....a socialite aunt of the first 3 and cousin to Sly. I put on a shoe and just poked her to see if she was dead or alive. She whipped her tail up, pissed at me...so I squished her. As always, the only good scorpion is a dead one! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #87 September 24, 2005 Yes m'am! Getting stung by a scorpion is kinda like being burned by a lit cigarette. Glad you got the exterminator in and I hope, it helps. You might, try some of those bug bombs. They are in most grocery stores. We use them on a regular basis and they work. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #88 September 25, 2005 QuoteYes m'am! Getting stung by a scorpion is kinda like being burned by a lit cigarette. Glad you got the exterminator in and I hope, it helps. You might, try some of those bug bombs. They are in most grocery stores. We use them on a regular basis and they work. Chuck That they do, but don't you have to stay out of a bug-bombed house for something like 24 hours or so? It's been 25 or 30 years, but my parents had a problem bad enough with bugs in the basement, so boom and we were gone for the weekend at grandparents..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #89 September 25, 2005 Just read the instructions on one of the bug-bombs. It says... harrrrrrrumph (clears throat) SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING tilt can away press valve all the way down... reads-on... here it is... After 2-hours, open all windows, turn on air-conditioner and fans... You just have to wait 2-hrs. That's the ACE Hardware brand. What we do is, put one in each room of the house, except the bedroom and set them off just before going to bed. Make a mad dash for the bedroom and put a towel along the bottom of the bedroom door. We also, set the spraying cans on sheets of newspaper. 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masterrig 1 #80 September 24, 2005 Good one! Haven't heard it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #81 September 24, 2005 It's 11:10 CST here on Mobile Bay..power surges (lights flickering for unknown reason) and winds/downpour of rain..Rita is hitting the Gulf Coast without a doubt..I can't imagine what LA and TX is experiencing right now. My prayers are with all of you in LA and TX..be safe and check in when you restore power. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #82 September 24, 2005 QuoteGood one! Haven't heard it. Why thankie kindly, pardner. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the most un-ordinary, unusual woman you'll ever have the opportunity to chat with here! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #83 September 24, 2005 have you guys lost power now? please check back in..when you can. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #84 September 24, 2005 It's 12:10, Texas time...and still currently have power! (Or I couldn't have sent you this posting!) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #85 September 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteGood one! Haven't heard it. Why thankie kindly, pardner. Trust me when I tell you that I'm the most un-ordinary, unusual woman you'll ever have the opportunity to chat with here! __________________________________ That's good! I enjoy chattin' with the un-ordinary and unusual. They're people too!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #86 September 24, 2005 My honey says I definitely have a knack for the understatement. I'm sure I have downplayed my weirdness. On a sad note, I found a 6'th live scorpion a little while ago, AFTER the exterminator has been here. It's name was Sarah....a socialite aunt of the first 3 and cousin to Sly. I put on a shoe and just poked her to see if she was dead or alive. She whipped her tail up, pissed at me...so I squished her. As always, the only good scorpion is a dead one! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #87 September 24, 2005 Yes m'am! Getting stung by a scorpion is kinda like being burned by a lit cigarette. Glad you got the exterminator in and I hope, it helps. You might, try some of those bug bombs. They are in most grocery stores. We use them on a regular basis and they work. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #88 September 25, 2005 QuoteYes m'am! Getting stung by a scorpion is kinda like being burned by a lit cigarette. Glad you got the exterminator in and I hope, it helps. You might, try some of those bug bombs. They are in most grocery stores. We use them on a regular basis and they work. Chuck That they do, but don't you have to stay out of a bug-bombed house for something like 24 hours or so? It's been 25 or 30 years, but my parents had a problem bad enough with bugs in the basement, so boom and we were gone for the weekend at grandparents..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #89 September 25, 2005 Just read the instructions on one of the bug-bombs. It says... harrrrrrrumph (clears throat) SHAKE WELL BEFORE USING tilt can away press valve all the way down... reads-on... here it is... After 2-hours, open all windows, turn on air-conditioner and fans... You just have to wait 2-hrs. That's the ACE Hardware brand. What we do is, put one in each room of the house, except the bedroom and set them off just before going to bed. Make a mad dash for the bedroom and put a towel along the bottom of the bedroom door. We also, set the spraying cans on sheets of newspaper. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
