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Mmm... I just took the brisket out of the freezer to thaw, and my mouth is already watering...



You see what you've started now? You're in SO much trouble, mister....

The next "care package" you get is going to be full of "crack cookies," Little Debbie Orange Cupcakes, Stewart's Orange Cream Sodas, Orange Creme Kit Kats and Orange Cream Hershey's Kisses! :P
Nina

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I'll bet he's just as psychotic AND has a gun! ;)



Nah, he's not a Texan, so he doesn't have a gun. ;)

Mmm... I just took the brisket out of the freezer to thaw, and my mouth is already watering... Not quite as good as having it fresh from the County Line, but thank god they ship this stuff! :)


Mmmm.....County Line...haven't been there in years!!
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Mmm... I just took the brisket out of the freezer to thaw, and my mouth is already watering...



You see what you've started now? You're in SO much trouble, mister....

The next "care package" you get is going to be full of "crack cookies," Little Debbie Orange Cupcakes, Stewart's Orange Cream Sodas, Orange Creme Kit Kats and Orange Cream Hershey's Kisses! :P



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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You'll acclimate. Just remember to close the gate in winter!



I sure hope so! What does "close the gate" mean?



Close the gate so the livestock doesn't get loose!

County Line is a really good BBQ place on the outskirts of San Antonio.
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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How the hell are all these scorpions getting into the house? You'd think Texas peeps would have figured out how to keep them out long ago?? The only time I've ever seen scorpions in the house was in Tennessee at my grandparents house in the woods above a large lake, and there was one on the carpet by the bed on the first floor, which had a concrete subfloor.

So, you Texas peeps, enlighten me... :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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At first, I couldn't even sleep for fear that one of them managing to make it in bed with me.



I know that feeling. I swear they were in bed with me one night!
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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At first, I couldn't even sleep for fear that one of them managing to make it in bed with me.



I know that feeling. I swear they were in bed with me one night!



I take it would be a really bad idea to sleep naked in bed in Texas?? ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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But Babe..I don't have any livestock...yet!!! [EVIL] I do know where there are some kittens, though. :)

San Antonio, huh? Funny thing, I just [B]happen to be going to there next month for a special birthday. ;)
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I know that feeling. I swear they were in bed with me one night!



Yeah, I know. I feel something on my leg, arm, etc., and I get all paranoid, thinking it's one of them. Mike keeps telling me that they are NOT "out to get me" but I personally have my doubts. ;)
Nina

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What's the "County Line?"



Some of the best damn BBQ in the world. ;)

http://www.airribs.com/

They now have a handful of locations across Texas, but being in CA I have to have the stuff shipped to me. (I've given up on finding any decent BBQ out here!)

Oh, and the smoked turkey should be ok for a diet, and it's almost as good as the brisket. :P

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I take it would be a really bad idea to sleep naked in bed in Texas??



Ummm....I refuse to answer this on the grounds that it might incriminate me! :) >:( :$
Nina

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What's the "County Line?"



Some of the best damn BBQ in the world. ;)

http://www.airribs.com/

They now have a handful of locations across Texas, but being in CA I have to have the stuff shipped to me. (I've given up on finding any decent BBQ out here!)

Oh, and the smoked turkey should be ok for a diet, and it's almost as good as the brisket. :P



You're EVIL - I know damn good and well there's no way to keep it frozen long enough to get here to Kosovo...but I still looked anyway!!

Hmm.... how about the "Pig Stands"? They're not too bad, for a quick sandwich place...
Mike
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POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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NO, babe....I'm not buying any more horses until I'm back stateside for good!



But...but...but...I'M here for good!!!

How about a cute little moo-cow? ;)
Nina

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You'll acclimate. Just remember to close the gate in winter!



I sure hope so! What does "close the gate" mean?



Close the gate so the livestock doesn't get loose!

County Line is a really good BBQ place on the outskirts of San Antonio.


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In the pan-handle and his part of the country, it also means to keep them 'Blue Northers' out!:D:D My part of the country too!:D


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NO, babe....I'm not buying any more horses until I'm back stateside for good!



But...but...but...I'M here for good!!!

How about a cute little moo-cow? ;)



Sweetie.... "Norman" grew up.... Looks like we were thinking the same thing, Chuck!

*IF* I had acreage, I could buy a steer...feed him up all summer and butcher him out in early winter.... full freezer!!!
Mike
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POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Think "City Slickers", babe



Ohhhh......duh!

I was leaning more towards naming him, "Breakfast," "Lunch," "Dinner," "Veal," etc., etc., etc. :D :D :D
Nina

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Think "City Slickers", babe



Ohhhh......duh!

I was leaning more towards naming him, "Breakfast," "Lunch," "Dinner," "Veal," etc., etc., etc. :D :D :D



Nah... a Charolais is a noble beast... we'll call him Loin.... Sir Loin.... ;):PB|:D:D:D
Mike
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POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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