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A guy walks into a brothel and asks for the $3 special.

A woman comes in and undresses... He starts complaining about how scratchy it is. She says, "One moment" and leaves the room.

When she returns, it is fine. Afterwards, he asks what she did to make it so smooth.

...wait for it...



"I just picked the scabs..." :ph34r:

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I think my question is, where are you picking these so called scabs from? :|




Eeeuuuugh......

But on a similar train of thought - picking scabs leads to more scar formation, and there was a theory that scars on guys are sexy, so do guys pick scabs to get the girls or does the picking scars get the girls?:S

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I think my question is, where are you picking these so called scabs from? :|




Eeeuuuugh......

But on a similar train of thought - picking scabs leads to more scar formation, and there was a theory that scars on guys are sexy, so do guys pick scabs to get the girls or does the picking scars get the girls?:S



The only scars that are sexy are the ones that you can tell cool stories about, or make up cool stories about. Such events provide cool enough scars on their own, without picking.

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there was a theory that scars on guys are sexy



I totally miss out on this. I only have one scar. It is on my side. From ironing... :S

I was watching tv in my boxers while ironing my shirts for work and wasn't paying attention to what I was doing. I touched my side with the iron. :o
I think I need a really good lie for this. ;)

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I try not to (the whole scar formation thing... I have enough as it is!) but sometimes it's just ... so ... tempting.

There's a guy at my DZ (love ya Todd!) who not only picks his own but asks (at least he asks) if he can pick yours too.:S But that's just Todd.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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