How many more times am I going to watch this movie?!?

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Or:
Why Kill Bill is the NEW Godfather I & II

Not only are both sagas flawlessly written, cast, acted, directed and filmed, but I am crippled by an uncontrollable compulsion to watch them EVERY SINGLE TIME one of them happens to be on cable.

Oh, not if they're on TNT or TBS or any of those other channels that gut movies and just show their sanitized carcasses in between commercials. I'm not a FREAK!

But if they're presented uncut, and I tune in at any point in the film, ALL other obligations are immediately forgotten. And, no. Hitting the Tivo button won't suffice. They must be given real time attention.
And there are other movies in this category as well.

No. There's nothing anyone can do to help me, or my family with this. Although, if one day my wife and I are expecting, and she happens to go into labor while one of these films is on, it would be nice if someone were willing to give her a ride.

But I was just wondering if I were the only one afflicted with this condition.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[freeflir29 0]

I just watched Desperado for the manyeth time today. It's something about all the shooting and Salma Hayek naked.

[skinnyshrek 0]

There's no way your wife could give birth to one of your sibblings. The babies LIPS would get stuck on the way out.

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

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[Rebecca 0]

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There's no way your wife could give birth to one of your sibblings. The babies LIPS would get stuck on the way out.

You're absolutely right. Only Rasta's mom could give birth to his sibling.




Psh. Try to play me with that trick question bullcrap... Hey Skinny, how many of each kind of animal did Moses put on his ark?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skinnyshrek 0]

Moses didn't put any he only shagged them it was noah

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[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

watching The Deer Hunter right now

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[Rebecca 0]

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Moses didn't put any he only shagged them it was noah

Damn!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skinnyshrek 0]

You've seen a map of Italy. In which direction does the toe of the boot face?

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[SpeedRacer 1]

are the kill bill movies any good? I keep hearing mixed reviews.

Speed Racer
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[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

Is the sky blue???

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[Rebecca 0]

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You've seen a map of Italy. In which direction does the toe of the boot face?

Oh shit.

Is it NE or SW?

NE?

CRAP - I just checked, it's SSW...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[SpeedRacer 1]

without looking at a map I will guess the toe points west.

Speed Racer
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[RastaRicanAir 0]

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There's no way your wife could give birth to one of your sibblings. The babies LIPS would get stuck on the way out.

You're absolutely right. Only Rasta's mom could give birth to his sibling.




Psh. Try to play me with that trick question bullcrap... Hey Skinny, how many of each kind of animal did Moses put on his ark?

Haaa! That was no trick question. Damn furiner just don't speak English too good.
And we sexy mouth people should always stick together.


....Pun only subconsciously intended.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Rebecca 0]

LOL!!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skinnyshrek 0]

Actually the toe of a boot always points forward

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[narcimund 0]

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are the kill bill movies any good? I keep hearing mixed reviews.

Here's a mixed review: Kill Bill 1 is truly brilliant, mind-blowing comic book adventure.

Kill Bill 2 seems to have been made by the 9 year old nephew of the director of the first movie and all his little 9 year old friends. "Hey, I've got a barn. Let's put on a show!"

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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are the kill bill movies any good? I keep hearing mixed reviews.

Here's a mixed review: Kill Bill 1 is truly brilliant, mind-blowing comic book adventure.

Kill Bill 2 seems to have been made by the 9 year old nephew of the director of the first movie and all his little 9 year old friends. "Hey, I've got a barn. Let's put on a show!"

WHAAA??!!
Tell me you're f*cking with me. I mean I know what opinions are like, but that seems like loving the first slice of a pizza and gagging on the second one.

How can you impune a mobile home fight scene that's second only to the one in Raising Arizona?

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[blueskyserenity 0]

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I actually agree w/ narcimund. I LOVED the first and second was...alright...

I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!