Frenchy68 0 #26 September 20, 2005 QuoteI'm getting too old for that HUGE shit! You forgot something HUGE. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #27 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm getting too old for that HUGE shit! You forgot something HUGE. OOps!! see what I mean!! ... senile! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
br0k3n 0 #28 September 20, 2005 QuoteThey also don't account for the fact that some may want to change more than one aspect of their partner's penis. So what your trying to say is that you are not happy with your partners "Penis" then Dave ----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #29 September 20, 2005 Yeah, you just don't satisfy me anymore . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #30 September 20, 2005 Mine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 September 20, 2005 QuoteMine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I think that actions speak louder than words. There are times that I have been told that I am acting like a perfect penis. Cool, huh? People saying that I'm perfect and stuff? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #32 September 20, 2005 QuoteMine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I've seen Shannon's penis. I'd have to agree. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #33 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteMine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I've seen Shannon's penis. I'd have to agree. *shudder* I am never gonna look at shannon the same again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #34 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteMine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I've seen Shannon's penis. I'd have to agree. Hey! I retired my strap on years ago! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #35 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteMine is absolutely perfect in every way. I wouldn't change a thing. I've seen Shannon's penis. I'd have to agree. Hey! I retired my strap on years ago! Then what was that you showed me? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #36 September 28, 2005 Quote She puts the male in She-male, if you know what I mean. That is one of the funniest quotes I have ever heard; it should be a signature line... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackVelvet 0 #37 September 28, 2005 So much more to sex than his size. For instance, what about stamina, endurance, patience, gentle-roughness, etc. I mean if all you bring to the bed is your s-i-z-e -- you're missing more than just sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites