cocheese 0 #1 September 20, 2005 What ? the bonire was getting boring and we know how you like to talk about sex.So ? how wood/would you like your cock served tonight ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 20, 2005 Huh. Your poll responses assume that we'd like to change our partner's penis. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #3 September 20, 2005 They also don't account for the fact that some may want to change more than one aspect of their partner's penis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 September 20, 2005 Oh c'mon, if we could make it vibe at varible speeds, you know you would want that option too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 September 20, 2005 Quote Oh c'mon, if we could make it vibe at varible speeds, you know you would want that option too. Who says you can't?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 September 20, 2005 Great now we have to make our dicks vibe too ? Did ya hear that guys ? Told ya those things would desensitize ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 September 20, 2005 Bradenton Florida news clicky QuoteMANATEE - John Flannery began modeling as a teenager but it's only been during the last dozen or so years that he's taken it all off in the name of art. Flannery models nude 15 to 20 times each month and earns between $12 and $14 per hour. Each gig lasts about three hours. He models for the Manatee County Art League, Manatee Community College, Ringling School of Art and Design, and independent artists. About 90 percent of his modeling jobs take place in the buff. It's all about being in shape. QuoteFlannery said the biggest challenge of a nude model is staying physically conditioned in order to hold positions for a long time. "If you don't keep your muscles in tone when you're trying to hold a pose, your muscles start to shake and that's detrimental for the artist," Flannery said. QuoteHe said he doesn't see a lot of nude models his age. "Who in the world is still posing nude when they're 78?" Flannery said. "I am." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 September 20, 2005 Quote Great now we have to make our dicks vibe too ? Did ya hear that guys ? Told ya those things would desensitize ya. Mine sings too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuote Great now we have to make our dicks vibe too ? Did ya hear that guys ? Told ya those things would desensitize ya. Mine sings too. Soprano, alto, tenor, or bass?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #10 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote Great now we have to make our dicks vibe too ? Did ya hear that guys ? Told ya those things would desensitize ya. Mine sings too. Soprano, alto, tenor, or bass? Castrato? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 September 20, 2005 Hopefully at least tenor . . . But I know how to make any guy sing soprano. Smart men don't fuck with women without wearing steel cups. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuote[Mine sings too. Soprano, alto, tenor, or bass? It depends. We'll place it near your ear and you can tell me. (reeling quickly...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 September 20, 2005 QuoteMine sings too. Let me guess...'Beat it'? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #14 September 20, 2005 Arrrgh! You just missed the best set-up ever. The correct response was: QuoteIt depends. Put it in your mouth, give it a blow, and we'll find out . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #15 September 20, 2005 hahaha... or maybe "Hard to Handle"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuote Great now we have to make our dicks vibe too ? Did ya hear that guys ? Told ya those things would desensitize ya. Mine sings too. Ever heard of the movie "Chatterbox"? Ok, well that wasn't a penis, but it could sing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 September 20, 2005 QuoteArrrgh! You just missed the best set-up ever. The correct response was: QuoteIt depends. Put it in your mouth, give it a blow, and we'll find out . Ding ding ding we have a winner!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 September 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteMine sings too. Let me guess...'Beat it'? Everybody's has it's own special tune. I think mine should be... Something by Aerosmith... I, I, I cover her with kisses and when we're in a lover's clinch she gets all excited when she begs for my big 10 inch record of a band that plays those blues well a band that plays the blues she just love my big 10 inch record of her favorite blues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #19 September 20, 2005 It goes 'ding'? Does he have a Prince Albert? /runs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 September 20, 2005 Quote Ever heard of the movie "Chatterbox"? Ok, well that wasn't a penis, but it could sing... I hate to admit it...but, yeah. There is classic Westerns and there is B-movie westerns. There is classic porn, like Last Tango, and there is Chatterbox. Porn doesn't usually require a plot, just a pizza boy knocking at the hotel, but... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 September 20, 2005 QuoteIt goes 'ding'? Does he have a Prince Albert? /runs "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 September 20, 2005 Ever seen the episode of Family Guy where all the men were wearing suits of armor, and the hot Renaissance princess walked over? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 September 20, 2005 umm....thanks for reminding me that not only am I working at night but single. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #24 September 20, 2005 QuoteEver seen the episode of Family Guy where all the men were wearing suits of armor, and the hot Renaissance princess walked over? No, but, "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #25 September 20, 2005 QuoteHuh. Your poll responses assume that we'd like to change our partner's penis. Yeah! exactly! HUGE What makes you think HUGE That we would desire different HUGE Penis's then we already play with? .. I mean, HUGE There is nothing on my mind HUGE that would indicate that I could enjoy anything HUGE other than what I have, HUGE and would ever want to play with! Aren't you ashamed of yourself!?? ..... Note to self: Huge penis's are fun to play with, but when you try to tame one of those things........ It's pretty damn tiring.... I'm getting too old for that shit!... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
