skybytch 273 #1 September 26, 2005 It's official. After three years of being known as The Rack(tm) I have handed the title over to someone far more worthy of the name than I. Those who have met both of us will understand. Those who have met me but not the new title holder, be assured that this was not forced upon me; I have done this of my own free will. And so, I am very pleased to introduce all of you to The Rack(tm) v.2.0 - mcneill79 (aka McBeth), please step up to the microphone and take a bow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #2 September 26, 2005 We need proof.....smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vpozzoli 0 #3 September 26, 2005 QuoteAnd so, I am very pleased to introduce all of you to The Rack(tm) v.2.0 - mcneill79 (aka McBeth), please step up to the microphone and take a bow. Better not, she might keel over and hurt herself. Vale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 September 26, 2005 QuoteWe need proof..... Comparison photos, perhaps? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 September 26, 2005 Quote We need proof... Then you'll either have to meet both of us or ask someone who knows both of us. I posted my proof years ago, not doing it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 September 26, 2005 I like her for her mind, but ummmm yea her rack is very distracting in a good way.Might be California's best kept secret. Well, it was.Oh for a pic of those. Hmmmm skybitch and i think alike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 September 26, 2005 QuoteThen you'll either have to meet both of us or ask someone who knows both of us. I have met both above mentioned persons, and can attest that both could be valuable assets if floatation devices are required.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 September 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteThen you'll either have to meet both of us or ask someone who knows both of us. I have met both above mentioned persons, and can attest that both could be valuable assets if floatation devices are required. *Flight attendant voice* "In the event of a water landing, your Rack ® can be used as a flotation device...."Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 September 26, 2005 As a member in long standing of The Rack(tm) fan club. I have to protest the passing of the title. Until such time pictures are posted of The Rack(tm) and The Rack v2.0(tm) together. There is only one such title as The Rack(tm) and that belongs to our one and only skybytch. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 September 26, 2005 Quoteher rack It's not "her rack" anymore, it's The Rack(tm) v.2.0. Please refer to it by it's correct title from now on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 September 26, 2005 QuoteThere is only one such title as The Rack(tm) and that belongs to our one and only skybytch. Sorry, Slappie. I have officially retired as The Rack(tm), and would appreciate it if you would accept my decision. You're gonna have to trust me on this. The new title holder is uber-worthy, and you ain't gettin' pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 September 26, 2005 So, is HH gonna give her a custom title, then? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 September 26, 2005 Oh i'm sorry. I'll be more careful not to offend. Hope she isn't embarrassed about this. Bless her(them) for her(their) extra al"tit"tude potential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #14 September 26, 2005 Quote So, is HH gonna give her a custom title, then? He never did that for me, so I'll have to assume that he won't for her. Well, he did give me a title once, but it was that "M" word... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 September 26, 2005 QuoteQuote So, is HH gonna give her a custom title, then? He never did that for me, so I'll have to assume that he won't for her. Well, he did give me a title once, but it was that "M" word... OOOhhhh.... not the "M" word.... I *HATE* when they do that!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 September 26, 2005 QuoteSo, is HH gonna give her a custom title, then? New title: AB 1Alti-Boobs 1(ok i'm done) Miss ya McBeth sweetie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #17 September 26, 2005 I remember a certain avatar that she posted on here for about three hours. It didn't stay up too long but I could tell she was worthy of the Rack Passing. I also remember the good old days when we got to see the original rack from the passer of the title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 September 26, 2005 QuoteYou're gonna have to trust me on this. The new title holder is uber-worthy, and you ain't gettin' pics. I'd have to agree with you, Lisa, that I don't know anyone else more worthy of being called the Rack (tm), than the lovely Beth. Perhaps only Jeannie can compare, but she already has her title as Amazon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #19 September 26, 2005 Since McNeil is now the rack I think we should call VSG "The Body". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 September 26, 2005 QuoteSince McNeil is now the rack I think we should call VSG "The Body". Isnt she already The Bob?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 September 26, 2005 QuoteQuote We need proof... Then you'll either have to meet both of us or ask someone who knows both of us. I posted my proof years ago, not doing it again. I officiated at the ceremony. I am your witness. Testify! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #22 September 26, 2005 Thank you Lisa. I am very proud to hold the title of The Rack(tm) v.2.0. I will try not to dissapoint all your fans out there. It was a beautiful ceremony as I'm sure the official witnesses will agree. Sorry guys there will be no pics on here, you'll just have to find a way to see me in person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #23 September 26, 2005 I was fortunate enough to be there during the rack comparison (good to have the motor home where they were storing their booze and mixing cocktails) Even though it was a only a viewing of racks, not a touch test Beth was well deserving of becoming The Rack (TM) Ver.2.0 It has been rumored that during social skydiving gatherings The Rack (TM) Ver.20 has the possibility of being viewed after ample amounts of alcohol consumption Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #24 September 26, 2005 QuoteThank you Lisa. I am very proud to hold the title of The Rack(tm) v.2.0. I will try not to dissapoint all your fans out there. It was a beautiful ceremony as I'm sure the official witnesses will agree. Sorry guys there will be no pics on here, you'll just have to find a way to see me in person. Witness number 2 checking in. Both Deuce and myself had the honor to be witnesses of this small, but beautiful ceremony. The Rack(tm) has officially stepped away from carrying the title, and The Rack(tm) v.2.0 was very, very honored to take on this new and exciting venture. She will carry the title with pride, Deuce and myself can guarantee you this. Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #25 September 26, 2005 For those of you that haven't met Beth. Believe me she is more then worthy to take this title. They are a site to play......I mean see. Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
