Dropzone.com merges with Alcoholics Anonomous

[cocheese 0]

An alcohol prevention program has just joined forces with the world's largest drinking club: Skydivers. Since most drinking clubs have a skydiving problem, we decided to merge to better serve our problem skydivers.
Anyone else want to merge with us ?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

uh uh uhhhh cocheese just cause we are drunks , doesnt mean we have a problem with alcohol.....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[cocheese 0]

This just in :
Sheep Lovers of America has just merged with Dropzone. com
Due to overwhelming sheep jokes, they decided to merge to better serve our sheep Peeps

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[JohnMitchell 16]

Those AA guys are a bunch of quitters. I can't stand 'em.

[cocheese 0]

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Those AA guys are a bunch of quitters. I can't stand 'em.

And they smoke too much and drink too much coffee and take too many prescription drugs, but at least they're sober.

[dmcoco84 5]

What’s the difference between alcoholics and drunks?


Alcoholics go to meetings. I’m just a drunk!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

sober is relative... and over-rated

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[cocheese 0]

TimeWasters.com just called and wants to merge with us.
They said we are the "experts" at time wasting. Should we let them join ?

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I thought "time management for dummies" wanted to merge.... hell if we all wasted time, wouldnt more people be fired?

Im thinking with all the post whoring from work, people here are great at multi-tasking....

hell in RC.com someone who had 300 posts was considered a post whore.... that doesnt compare to Killer who has over 20 grand ....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[speedy 0]

I heard that penthouse.com wanted to merge with dz.com.

The quantity of boobies in the bonfire is fitting for the soft porn mag.

Dave

Fallschirmsport Marl

[j_ung 0]

Good stuff!

I have a saying: If you slam three Vodka/Red Bulls in quick succession, there's a one-hour period immediately after, during which you can climb ANYTHING.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

We have that in skydiving....esp if Spence is at the party... He will come up with some INSANE "Look at me" things .... funny thing is, he doesnt do them himself , he gets others to try it out

also theres the "Ill give you five dollars if you climb up there and kite the canopy from the hanger..." ohh wait , that never happens .... ever...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[valcore 0]

Hmmm AA we don't need those quitters

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

[Diversgodown 0]

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Hmmm AA we don't need those quitters

By the way Valcore, You do Know the Luck Dragons name was FALCORE Right???

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[peregrinerose 0]

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By the way Valcore, You do Know the Luck Dragons name was FALCORE Right???

I was wondering if someone else was going to comment on that, it peaked my curiosity.

My cousins had a dog that they named Valcore, because they couldn't spell, apparently

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[valcore 0]

Yea but I though Valcore was cooler the Falcore

just think of it as a distant cousin

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

[cocheese 0]

The fact that you know what you are talking about is more wrong than the spelling error.

[Channman 2]

I don't drink anymore, I don't drink anyless either.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[masterrig 1]

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An alcohol prevention program has just joined forces with the world's largest drinking club: Skydivers. Since most drinking clubs have a skydiving problem, we decided to merge to better serve our problem skydivers.

Anyone else want to merge with us ?
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Did you ever notice, all the AA branches are in close proximity to a bar? Years ago, I went to a couple AA meetings. My wife at the time 'thought' I should. anyhow, all those folks did, was drink coffee, chain smoke and talk about booze! When I left, I never wanted a beer so bad in my life!!! They are really wonderful people but, they just needed a better topic of conversation!