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SudsyFist

RANT: Beaver modeling guidelines

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So...do you, also, take as good of care of your privates as you're demanding of women? 'Cause let's be real...not a single one of us women really appreciate flossing or choking on hair when we're hoping to get a piece. :P




Yes.


Oh wait, you weren't talking to me.

Carry on.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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I'm so fed up with this crap. Ladies, if you ever consider putting your naughty bits in front of a camera, please take heed of the following:

  1. In case you haven't noticed, the 70's were thirty years ago. Shave that shit.
  2. In reference to #1, do so within an hour or two of the shoot. Five o'clock clam shadow is unacceptable. Week-old chemo growout is downright gross. Take Benadryl if you're prone to rash.
  3. Also in reference to #1, there's a spot at the top of your crack you undoubtedly missed. Go over it a few times; otherwise, I'm gonna make your asshole look like Bert from Sesame Street.
  4. TP tickertape/confetti littering the spokes: NOT SEXY.
That is all.


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I like the au natural look of 'Hustler'!:D Ever check-out 'Beaver hunt'?:D


Chuck

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:D
:o For me, a five o'clock shadow is a total turn on. I love the feel of it when a man is kissing my neck and has a five o'clock shadow is just lightly scraping against my neck and..... :$



You're like my wife... ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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:D:D:D:D:D

I'm sending this to my grandmother. I'm hoping she takes the hint. :P



For some strange reason this made me think of the movie "American Wedding" from the American Pie trilogy. :P

"grandmotherfucker" :S :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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