diablopilot 2 #26 September 30, 2005 QuoteSo...do you, also, take as good of care of your privates as you're demanding of women? 'Cause let's be real...not a single one of us women really appreciate flossing or choking on hair when we're hoping to get a piece. Yes. Oh wait, you weren't talking to me. Carry on. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #27 September 30, 2005 Quote I'm sending this to my grandmother. I'm hoping she takes the hint. OMG!!! Where is the puke icon?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #28 September 30, 2005 QuoteI'm so fed up with this crap. Ladies, if you ever consider putting your naughty bits in front of a camera, please take heed of the following: In case you haven't noticed, the 70's were thirty years ago. Shave that shit.In reference to #1, do so within an hour or two of the shoot. Five o'clock clam shadow is unacceptable. Week-old chemo growout is downright gross. Take Benadryl if you're prone to rash.Also in reference to #1, there's a spot at the top of your crack you undoubtedly missed. Go over it a few times; otherwise, I'm gonna make your asshole look like Bert from Sesame Street.TP tickertape/confetti littering the spokes: NOT SEXY.That is all. ______________________________________ I like the au natural look of 'Hustler'! Ever check-out 'Beaver hunt'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #29 September 30, 2005 Quote For me, a five o'clock shadow is a total turn on. I love the feel of it when a man is kissing my neck and has a five o'clock shadow is just lightly scraping against my neck and..... You're like my wife... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 September 30, 2005 Quote I'm sending this to my grandmother. I'm hoping she takes the hint. For some strange reason this made me think of the movie "American Wedding" from the American Pie trilogy. "grandmotherfucker" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
