Open mouth, insert foot

[beezyshaw 0]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)
WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--


HUSBAND: "Shit"

[masterrig 1]

Every tme I hear that, I LMAO! Thanks, for posting that!


Chuck

[YahooLV 0]

bwahahahahaaaaaaa

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[BillyVance 35]

I have gotten caught in the damned if I say yes, damned if I say no game with my wife a couple of times... Drives me absolutely nuts. There is a way to head these pointless debates off if you can get her mind off it...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I have gotten caught in the damned if I say yes, damned if I say no game with my wife a couple of times... Drives me absolutely nuts. There is a way to head these pointless debates off if you can get her mind off it...

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It must be a 'girl' thing! My first wife, asked me one time, why I lied to her? I told her... "If, you wouldn't ask all those questions, I wouldn't have to lie!"


Chuck

[hobbes4star 0]

A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he
went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to
serve him and told him he should go home.

Man: My wife will kill me.

Bartender: Take her some candy.

Man: She is on a diet.

Bartender: Take her some flowers.

Man: She has allergies.

Bartender: Tell her a poem.

Man: She loves poems... But I don't know any.

Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recites:

YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE
-"Shakespeare"

Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to
himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his
keys. So he knocks on the door.

Wife: You better not have been drinking!

Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you!

Wife: It had better be good.

The man starts to recite the poem...

YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH ..
BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS.
BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Anvilbrother 0]

Hell YEA! That is good!

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