Belay bitch wanted.

[yak 0]

So who's up for a day of belaying,yeh the belayer is really important,you should feel proud,it's like your first step to climbing greatness.

[speedy 0]

I'll do it for you

Think I'll go for a hop n' pop instead

Hope that pilot bitch is there

Dave

Fallschirmsport Marl

[skymama 37]

Does our flight, room and board come with the deal?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[piisfish 140]

same conditions as above...

P.S. I'm in Switzerland

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[yak 0]

'our' how many ppl you talking about? i'm not a tour guide.
'room' well i could lend u a tent.
'board' wash my ropes,polish my nuts,clean my draws and lube my cams and it's a yes

oh and how many flights have you actually landed whilst still being in the plane.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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'board' wash my ropes,polish my nuts,clean my draws and lube my cams and it's a yes

is this the "climbing gear terms that sound sexual thread" or do you really need your nuts polished? Cause that is a bit uhhh scarey

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[skymama 37]

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'our' how many ppl you talking about? i'm not a tour guide.
'room' well i could lend u a tent.
'board' wash my ropes,polish my nuts,clean my draws and lube my cams and it's a yes

"Our" because I wanted to include all the women on the boards. It sounds like an offer we can't refuse! I'm sure so many women will want to compete for this fabulous opportunity.

I'm not going to polish your nuts on the first date.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[TheAnvil 0]

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I'm not going to polish your nuts on the first date.

That's not really a no.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[popsjumper 2]

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...
I'm not going to polish your nuts on the first date.

Andrea...too much, you're killing me!


That's one of the things I like about you...you can give as good as you get.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Squeak 17]

I'll be your belay bitch, but don't blame me when you smack into the rocks at my feet Biatch

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Airbender 0]

I need my nuts polished too. They are all scratched up been in too many cracks. I love crack espicially finger crack you can bearly get all four in.

[skybytch 273]

If I do this belaying thing wrong, will you die?

[j_ung 0]

A friend of mine is buying a pontoon boat so we climb from the water at Summersville Lake. We'll Christen it the SS Belay Bitch.

[GARYC24 3]

In an indoor gym a belayer makes $75 an hour for a personal belayer.
At least that the price in the one I went to..

[Airbender 0]

Are you sure you got the decimal in the right place I would think it would be more like 7.50 an hour?

[qdiggety 0]

Nope, he's right it is $75 an hour.

[jasonRose 0]

The person doing the belaying has the risk of getting hit by the person on belay and a loose rocks..

Ahhhhh fuck it, rock climbing is too complicated and dependent on others, jump out of a plane and save your own life...

Edit for grammer

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[Anvilbrother 0]

That's right lol ... ooh wait, who packed your reserve. kuz he is kinda like your mid air belay bitch

Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along,

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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So who's up for a day of belaying,

Thank you for volunteering, Mr. Yak.

***yeh the belayer is really important,you should feel proud,it's like your first step to climbing greatness.

[flyinchicken 0]

Well................................
The bitch part I got down!

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

[Derekbox 0]

Belay on bitch
Belaying
Falling
Fall on bitch

Ill polish your nuts if you traverse my peak, finger my crack and then redpoint my crux.

D'Bo out.

[Derekbox 0]

I have my own rack too.

[skycat 0]

If I remember correctly he will end up being the belay bitch.

First pic Andrea, second pic me on the same trip (Flyangel2 is my belay bitch).

Fly it like you stole it!

[yak 0]

omg! i'm in heaven (insert drooling smiley)

[skycat 0]

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omg! i'm in heaven (insert drooling smiley)

No drooling...it will cause the keyboard to short out.,

Fly it like you stole it!