Ashtanga 0 #1 September 28, 2005 I'm going to see them at Phillips Arena tonight. Anyone seen this years tour? Hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow is there. Our seats are up front so maybe we will see her. Here's some BOOBIE pics of her. http://members.fortunecity.com/noops021/fcnoops_shakespeare_in_love0002.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 September 28, 2005 She had a baby. They don't look like that anymore. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #3 September 28, 2005 QuoteShe had a baby. They don't look like that anymore. Nope. They are probably bigger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #4 September 28, 2005 Ya, I saw it here at Shoreline Amphitheatre in Mtn View, CA. GF had free tickets with great box seats, so I had to come. Surprisingly, they were really really good live. I'd go see them again - for free. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #5 September 28, 2005 I think you need to retitle your thread to Gwyneth Paltrow's boobs. Plus, I was denied access to the boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 September 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteShe had a baby. They don't look like that anymore. Nope. They are probably bigger. ______________________________________ Reminds me of an old Robin Williams bit. He and his new baby son arguing over which one of them the (new) big boobies were for. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #7 September 28, 2005 I fixed the link for the BOOBIES. Also, I changed the title. Good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #8 September 28, 2005 Long time no see Cornholio. Last time I saw you was in Raeford with your dad and sister. How's your sister doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #9 September 28, 2005 Boobies, YAY!! Have fun at the concert!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #10 September 28, 2005 QuoteGF had free tickets with great box seats That's it, Matt, I'm stealing your GF away from you. Girl's got the hookup to all the great stuff!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noblesmelissa 0 #11 September 28, 2005 Ive seen Gwyneth's boobies in real life...she's done nursing her daughter so they are smaller... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #12 September 28, 2005 QuoteIve seen Gwyneth's boobies in real life Please explain the details. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noblesmelissa 0 #13 September 28, 2005 O.k..... This weekend was the Austin City Limits music festival. Coldplay was headlining. I work at the Four Seasons Hotel. Everyone cool always stays there. Gwyneth comes down to have breakfast with her daughter. She is wearing a loose t-shirt (with nothing underneath) and bends over to put her kid in the high chair. C'mon, I had to look... Who wouldn't? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #14 September 28, 2005 QuoteC'mon, I had to look... How noble of you, Melissa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noblesmelissa 0 #15 September 28, 2005 You woulda looked, why can't I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #16 September 28, 2005 QuoteYou woulda looked, why can't I? Exactly. Great BOOBIES are meant to be viewed. That's why she didn't have a bra on underneath her shirt. Or, maybe she can't afford a bra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites noblesmelissa 0 #17 September 28, 2005 Well, with all that music that you can download for free now online (not that I would EVER do that) maybe hubby Chris is not doing so well... Can't think of anything she's done lately, either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #18 September 28, 2005 QuoteI'm going to see them at Phillips Arena tonight. Anyone seen this years tour? Hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow is there. Our seats are up front so maybe we will see her. Here's some BOOBIE pics of her. http://members.fortunecity.com/noops021/fcnoops_shakespeare_in_love0002.html If'n it weren't for all the "Gwyeth Paltrow"s plastered all over those pics, I'd swear that was our own PLFExpert! Not that I've seen Carrie's boobies in all their glory, but she is a dead ringer for GP, only prettier. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benforde 0 #19 September 28, 2005 QuoteShe had a baby. They don't look like that anymore. You mean... get bigger, get bigger, get bigger, heavier, breast feed a little, milk gets absorbed, breast shrink, boob envelope gets looser, smaller, past original size, smaller, they hang... flip one over each shoulder... walk over to he buddy surgeon in BH, get a new set, aftermarket, all purty and ready to go? —as good as new.... xcept they kinda feel like bricks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bayouth 0 #20 September 28, 2005 Saw them in Dallas last friday... Really good show and the best part was a cover of "Burning Ring of Fire" and a nice tribute to Johnny Cash... -- Yeah... I'm the tall one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #21 October 3, 2005 Forgot to say the concert rocked! Great seats. I talked to Gywneth. Her babies name is Apple. 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Ashtanga 0 #7 September 28, 2005 I fixed the link for the BOOBIES. Also, I changed the title. Good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #8 September 28, 2005 Long time no see Cornholio. Last time I saw you was in Raeford with your dad and sister. How's your sister doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 September 28, 2005 Boobies, YAY!! Have fun at the concert!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 September 28, 2005 QuoteGF had free tickets with great box seats That's it, Matt, I'm stealing your GF away from you. Girl's got the hookup to all the great stuff!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #11 September 28, 2005 Ive seen Gwyneth's boobies in real life...she's done nursing her daughter so they are smaller... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #12 September 28, 2005 QuoteIve seen Gwyneth's boobies in real life Please explain the details. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #13 September 28, 2005 O.k..... This weekend was the Austin City Limits music festival. Coldplay was headlining. I work at the Four Seasons Hotel. Everyone cool always stays there. Gwyneth comes down to have breakfast with her daughter. She is wearing a loose t-shirt (with nothing underneath) and bends over to put her kid in the high chair. C'mon, I had to look... Who wouldn't? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 September 28, 2005 QuoteC'mon, I had to look... How noble of you, Melissa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #15 September 28, 2005 You woulda looked, why can't I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 September 28, 2005 QuoteYou woulda looked, why can't I? Exactly. Great BOOBIES are meant to be viewed. That's why she didn't have a bra on underneath her shirt. Or, maybe she can't afford a bra. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noblesmelissa 0 #17 September 28, 2005 Well, with all that music that you can download for free now online (not that I would EVER do that) maybe hubby Chris is not doing so well... Can't think of anything she's done lately, either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #18 September 28, 2005 QuoteI'm going to see them at Phillips Arena tonight. Anyone seen this years tour? Hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow is there. Our seats are up front so maybe we will see her. Here's some BOOBIE pics of her. http://members.fortunecity.com/noops021/fcnoops_shakespeare_in_love0002.html If'n it weren't for all the "Gwyeth Paltrow"s plastered all over those pics, I'd swear that was our own PLFExpert! Not that I've seen Carrie's boobies in all their glory, but she is a dead ringer for GP, only prettier. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #19 September 28, 2005 QuoteShe had a baby. They don't look like that anymore. You mean... get bigger, get bigger, get bigger, heavier, breast feed a little, milk gets absorbed, breast shrink, boob envelope gets looser, smaller, past original size, smaller, they hang... flip one over each shoulder... walk over to he buddy surgeon in BH, get a new set, aftermarket, all purty and ready to go? —as good as new.... xcept they kinda feel like bricks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bayouth 0 #20 September 28, 2005 Saw them in Dallas last friday... Really good show and the best part was a cover of "Burning Ring of Fire" and a nice tribute to Johnny Cash... -- Yeah... I'm the tall one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #21 October 3, 2005 Forgot to say the concert rocked! Great seats. I talked to Gywneth. Her babies name is Apple. I told her to name her next child Orange and then when they get older if Orange says, "but Apple got to do it at my age," she can say, "Don't compare Apples to Oranges." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
