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attention deficit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:P



I'm always scared of an ADD moment in freefall. "Ok, 3000', I should probably pull. Ooh, pretty clouds. I like clouds, sometimes they smile at me. Oh hey, wow, 1500'... the ground is close. Is that a Porsche in the parking lot? I like Porsches, they're very krauty. Is that a squir-"
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I usually feel better after a good fuck, too.



I'm usually really tired...or ready to go again :P



A good fuck should leave you satisfied, yet ready for more! The Rule Book of Sex says that you should go until a point of exhaustion or dehydration is reached.

(In which case it is nothing that a glass of water or an hour nap can't fix.) :)


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Hey, can you get me the name of the publisher on that? I haven't been getting my royalties lately... :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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The Rule Book of Sex says



Hey, can you get me the name of the publisher on that? I haven't been getting my royalties lately... :D



No royalties will be payed out until all of the frauds that say they have skills learned from aforementioned book are caught and castrated! :D

Bad sex is a bummer and mandatory lessons should be given to all those with no skills! Seriously, it should be illegal to screw if you have no talent!


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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The Rule Book of Sex says



Hey, can you get me the name of the publisher on that? I haven't been getting my royalties lately... :D



No royalties will be payed out until all of the frauds that say they have skills learned from aforementioned book are caught and castrated! :D

Bad sex is a bummer and mandatory lessons should be given to all those with no skills! Seriously, it should be illegal to screw if you have no talent!



Will you teach me everything I need to know:$
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
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That's funny. It reminds me of the beginning of "The Goonies" where Chunk is watching the police chase from the window and squishes his milkshake on it and spills it everywhere. I laughed for hours when I was a kid at that part! :D:D

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That's funny. It reminds me of the beginning of "The Goonies" where Chunk is watching the police chase from the window and squishes his milkshake on it and spills it everywhere. I laughed for hours when I was a kid at that part! :D:D



I thought I was the only one who saw that saw that movie. :D:D:D:D

Good call!!!;)
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