Wanna buy a body?

[ifall 0]

Or maybe you just need parts.

This is just the place to go then.

[skip 0]

There was this older guy jumping at Spaceland a few years ago who had a canopy for sale and was having a hard time selling it, so I offered to help. Posted it up here on DZ.com and sold it the next afternoon. He couldn’t believe it and asked me WTF, I told him I used the internet (I’m sure he had never been online himself).

Anyhow months pass and I get a call from this guy; he’s sick and was having bad problems with either his Kidneys or Liver; I do not remember which. He had 20,000 dollars and wanted me to find him a replacement organ on the internet, and was dead serious about it. What a trip.

neilp

[riddler 0]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[ifall 0]

I got connections.

[Channman 2]

I can get you some body part too, I just need some time to clean the dirt off of them.

[ryoder 1,590]

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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Damn! Somehow that sounds so strangely familiar!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[hookitt 1]

I was told to make my own friends so I bought all the parts.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[AlexCrowley 0]

Buyer beware. If you're buying breasts you need to be aware of the following:

Single only.


does not come in pairs (additional cost for matched set). Includes skin above and below to midline and axilla, including underlying muscle.


May contain dye/biopsies/tumor.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.