swedishcelt 0 #51 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteI never had a pair of boxer shorts that my penis didn't pop out of. A Penis does not pop out of the hole in a pair of boxers, it pokes out. So therefore if your penis pokes out, that means that you have a poking type of penis rather than a hanging type of penis. Hanging penises do not have a problem with boxers.That's got to be one of the funniest explanations I have heard in a long time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #52 October 5, 2005 Well what ever happens, the thing gets out all the time, weather i'm hangin low, half wood, or shrunk like turtle.Maybe the underwear is hangin low i don't know. And hanging penises DO have a problem with boxers when it "hangs" or comes out the leg hole when one has salami leg. If women only knew what we go through to wear underwear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #53 October 5, 2005 During the summer I usually just wear my lime green thong around in between jumps. Most of the local jumpers have gotten used to it but it really freaks the tandems out. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #54 October 5, 2005 QuoteAnd hanging penises DO have a problem with boxers when it "hangs" or comes out the leg hole when one has salami leg. That is not hanging, that is floping. One either pokes out the pee hole, hangs where it belongs, or flops out the bottom. I joked with you about being a poker, but I can not claim to be a floper niether edit to add: Can we change the subject now, talking with all the girls about revealing underwear is one thing, but talking to much to another guy about penis descriptions is another........and Yes I know I started it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #55 October 5, 2005 So why doesn't women's underwear have pee holes ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #56 October 5, 2005 Quote So why doesn't women's underwear have pee holes ? I guess because they have to sit down either way and pull their undies down to their ankles anyway. Then again, there are a few out there that have learned to pee standing up..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #57 October 5, 2005 Quote So why doesn't women's underwear have pee holes ? some do, crotchless panties, I never really saw the point, but a pee hole none the less Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #58 October 5, 2005 And this is how pissing contests get started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #59 October 5, 2005 QuoteI don't walk around in them, but i have no problems changing from my jumpsuit into my freefly pants or shorts in the packing room or where ever. Ditto. I try to give tandem students and their families a break, but I'm not sure why...my boxers are no more revealing than my shorts. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #60 October 5, 2005 Quotesome do, crotchless panties, I never really saw the point, but a pee hole none the less Hmmm...I'm not sure crochless panties or pantyhose were necessarily invented for peeing. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #61 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuotesome do, crotchless panties, I never really saw the point, but a pee hole none the less Hmmm...I'm not sure crochless panties or pantyhose were necessarily invented for peeing. awww, do tell what they were invented for please, come on skymama let us in on this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #62 October 5, 2005 QuoteI'm just wondering if this is a common occurance at other dz's because I've never seen anyone do that before. Most guys I know wear some type of shorts under their jumpsuits. Do any of you walk around in your undies? The European men do it all the time, not much different than a speedo around here. The ladies..well thongs galore and at the swimming pool too I'm just jealous because they can! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #63 October 5, 2005 QuoteI'm just jealous because they can! LOL I would like to see the look on Lil's face if she saw you at the pool in a thong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #64 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotesome do, crotchless panties, I never really saw the point, but a pee hole none the less Hmmm...I'm not sure crochless panties or pantyhose were necessarily invented for peeing. awww, do tell what they were invented for please, come on skymama let us in on this crotchless panties and hose were meant for fucking without having to take them off... Okay, I guess I couldn't say it any plainer than that... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #65 October 5, 2005 QuoteI would like to see the look on Lil's face if she saw you at the pool in a thong That would consitute a triple bagger! One for me, one for you and one for others to throw up in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #66 October 5, 2005 Damn it Billy, I had that, I just wanted to hear Skymama say it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #67 October 5, 2005 QuoteDamn it Billy, I had that, I just wanted to hear Skymama say it I figured that. But anything Skymama says might make Frenchy cream his jeans... can't have that, can we? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #68 October 5, 2005 BB i wouldn't mind seeing you in a thong!!!if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #69 October 5, 2005 QuoteBB i wouldn't mind seeing you in a thong!!! Bwahhhhhhhh!! Some things well..they are better left private, AND I am sure your lovely bride would have something to say 'bout that In a word YIKES! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #70 October 5, 2005 she wouldn't mind see you toif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #71 October 5, 2005 Quoteshe wouldn't mind see you to Hobbes...are you askin for a Manage a Twa? (I can't even spell it) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #72 October 5, 2005 as good as that sounds i belive that BB and my wife might have differant ideasif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #73 October 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy wife and I commented on the guy walking around in his underwear but we just thought it was a Florida thing lol. LOL...no, I don't think he was a local. I've never seen him before. I've only seen it in certain Eurofreaks. It's an extension of that revolting Speedo thing. (Yeah, that's right. I said it. You don't like it. Invade us.) We modest American men just let this urge boil up inside until it explodes into a fit of mooning or running butt naked around the bonfire. If you struck up a conversation, I surmise he'd have a funny accent. ...Or he's a pathetic, self-infatuated egomaniac. (In which case he could never provide you with the selfless, sensuous attention you are OBVIOUSLY CRAVING.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #74 October 5, 2005 QuoteDamn it Billy, I had that, I just wanted to hear Skymama say it Crotchless panties and pantyhose were meant for fucking without having to take them off. Not that I'd know or anything...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #75 October 5, 2005 Well today was a first. A guy changing down to his birthday suit in the hangar. I just did NOT need to see that Whoops there went my beejezus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
