Girlfalldown 0 #1 October 5, 2005 1. Why are you so green? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #2 October 5, 2005 2. Where's your nuts Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 October 5, 2005 3. If you have nuts, where's your sack? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #4 October 5, 2005 If I cut you down will you make a noise? Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 October 5, 2005 Can I taste your fruit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 October 5, 2005 Does it hurt when I pick leaves and stuff off you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #7 October 5, 2005 Can I stick my fingers in your holes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #8 October 5, 2005 Can I climb you? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 October 5, 2005 Does nesting make you horny? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #10 October 5, 2005 If you could eat yourself, would ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 October 5, 2005 QuoteIf you could eat yourself, would ya? Wouldn't we all... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 October 5, 2005 Ever get tired of animals pissing on you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #13 October 5, 2005 Can I hug you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 October 5, 2005 Why are you so tall? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #15 October 5, 2005 You got wood? www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #16 October 5, 2005 Can I chop you up into pieces to keep me warm? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #17 October 5, 2005 Okay, this one is scary Are you shady? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #18 October 5, 2005 What's with the sap? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #19 October 5, 2005 QuoteOkay, this one is scary Are you shady? No. I'm the real shady. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #20 October 5, 2005 Do you and that woodpecker have something goin' on?--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 October 5, 2005 1. So, Mr. Tree, what are your thoughts on PETA? 2. How do you avoid sunburns? 3. Does phototropism make your wife jealous? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 October 5, 2005 Quote 3. Does phototropism make your wife jealous? That's just sick. Sick and wrong! edited to add: In other words, what's phototropism? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 October 5, 2005 Do you trim or wax? Oh wait, that's a bush question. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #24 October 5, 2005 Can I smoke your leaves? _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 October 5, 2005 QuoteEver get tired of animals pissing on you? Sometimes it gets so hot here that trees will chase a dog. No one has asked, "So why don't you just leave?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
