skydivexxl 0 #1 October 7, 2005 "Sober October". Once again I must behave. Thirty one looooooooooooong days! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 October 7, 2005 Haiku I do do If my haiku does rhyme too Is it true haiku?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 October 7, 2005 No I hate Haiku Fucking poetry makes me Want to kill someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 October 7, 2005 I sit here, so bored My new rig sits beside me I want to use it! Yum, tastes like burning I chomp the spicy flesh bits Hot wings make me fartcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 October 7, 2005 Just woke up- FreezingHad to turn on the heat BroForty Six degreesWhere is my Sheri ?It's time to I.M. SweetieBon fire is boring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyflunky 0 #6 October 7, 2005 I have at my house A sheet of paper saying, "haiku superstar" Drunken nights, boredom Friends who have English degrees ... Vodka and haiku_______________________________________ Oh, and one more thing...Ninjas ARE way cooler than pirates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #7 October 7, 2005 QuoteYum, tastes like burning I chomp the spicy flesh bits Hot wings make me fart I'll have to try to remember this: they're good ammo for the plane "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 October 7, 2005 Tis Friday today My baby is coming home Not much sleep aheadRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 October 7, 2005 QuoteTis Friday today My baby is coming home Not much sleep ahead His hot wife Karen Arrives in Arizona Greenies get laid too."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #10 October 7, 2005 Here's one aI wrote about work I like to climb high and teach all of the girls tricks the pole is my bitch"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 October 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYum, tastes like burning I chomp the spicy flesh bits Hot wings make me fart I'll have to try to remember this: they're good ammo for the plane Wing Eating Contest College students, wings, and beer bathrooms smell AWFULcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #12 October 7, 2005 Haiku I do do Work is making me koo koo I need a brew brew... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 October 7, 2005 Today I worked with Radioactivity. Hope I don't mutate. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 October 7, 2005 DZdotcom makes my boring days much more fun thank you Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 October 7, 2005 What is Ashtanga? Is it Tang mixed with Ashes? I was wondering... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 October 7, 2005 QuoteHaiku I do do Work is making me koo koo I need a brew brew... Sebazz said do do A stinkadelic poo poo That we all do do"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 October 7, 2005 I brew my own beer Cold, yummy Hefeweizen Is waiting for me Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #18 October 7, 2005 good friends I jumped with got careless - in a hurry now they are craters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 October 7, 2005 From South Park: Okay children, today we're gonna learn all about Japanese poems called haiku. A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid. For example, uh, where's Eric Cartman? That's a haiku? No, I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't at school. Oh. Was he on the school bus this morning? No. Fat-ass Cartman was Not on the school bus today What a big fat turd. Oh very good haiku, Kyle. Yes, haikus have five syllables, then seven, then five. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
